Why is it that whenever some asshole has a bad day and decides to complain about it, every wet bulge dripping in the vicinity presumes it's their duty to come display their so-called "wit" - imagine my fingers miming enclosure talons - by dropping off the sorriest payload of snark their feeble minds can come up with?

Listen, idiot: I've been complaining about shit for years, verbally and in writing, profusely as the occasion calls for, and I am not going to stop just because you or anyone else thinks they're funny.

Don't even argue to me about the actual words you said. I've been around humans long enough to recognize their sarcasm, and I have no more time for it now than when I first discovered that delightful nookstain of cultural behavior.

Either give me some actual info, or else shut up and screw off.