[He probably can't touch it, right? He wouldn't dare, but man, how does it work? Magic of some kind? He doubts electronic, since, well. It's Korra. She has some kind of ability, right? But he thought that was just for... something else...]

If I was related to Santa Claus, you couldn't keep me from telling everyone. But now I'm going to have to go through my family tree, and see what I can find. [He grins back, taking a bite of a cookie. Which he then has to try and swallow really fast.]

Yeah, of course he's married! [He coughs.] How have you not heard about Mrs. Claus?!