Did I say chess doesn't exist on our planet? No, I did not! I said my only involvement was with something different, which by the way, didn't take place on our planet beyond the start. We had chess which is how I even recognized the similarity, dumbass. And haven't you heard of hobbies besides your over-complicated board game?

I like movies, and novels, and coding computer viruses. Practicing with my sickles, too. And other people have their own hobbies. You following me?