Got a problem with red, pointy? Well, too bad, I don't give a damn what you think, and I sure as hell can't take advice on style from a guy dressed up like grape juice.

[Good just what he needed.]

Pedigree, what the hell does dog breeding have to do with anything? I'm not looking for a change of career and if I was it sure as hell wouldn't be to deal with a bunch of mutts.

[Seriously though his listening skills.]