Mission 1 - This isn't where I parked my bike

[tony_redgrave]

[The feed clicks on to a new face, a severely annoyed and unimpressed face. The broadcast is from one of the cafe booths, because this guy just cannot sit still for long, even when he feels a lot like death warmed over. He leans over to peer unnecessarily close to the monitor, before slumping back in the booth with an irritated 'hnph!'.]

So, it does work. Well isn't that nice. I'm sure anyone watching this thing has done this little tango before so I'll cut out the pleasantries. First order of business, what's a guy gotta do to get a pizza around here? And second, great story about your little problem and all, but is there any way we can skip climbing the evil tower and go straight to the main event?

I'm late for a party back home, you see, and I'd really hate to miss out on the festivities. It's a pretty big gig, I'm sure you understand.

[This one has only the most pleasant social skills.]

Comments

[video]

[witchnotwarlock]

I've been here a few months, but there are people who've been here for over a year. So... it's best guess?

[Wow, ugh, no, disappearing and then forcing you to level grind, when the rest of you are at level fifty? You are the worst character in the game from a player stand point. If only you weren't so awesome...]

Ugh, no way. I've grown up on Americanized pizza, you don't go back from that. [He makes a face.] ...But we don't have New York style, either. It's more like New York style pizza's half brother that you just met yesterday as a surprise.

[video]

[tony_redgrave]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the time frame for getting this job underway is roughly somewhere around 'eventually, maybe'. Well that's just great.

[The character the developers made too powerful and awesome, but didn't have the heart to change once they realized their mistake and instead took the opportunity to make the player hate life. That is Dante's character.]

Sounds about right from what I've been hearing. No cheese, no tomatoes, what the hell do you eat around here? Next someone's going to tell me there's no ice cream.

[video]

[witchnotwarlock]

Yeah, that sounds about right. It's not that this place isn't nice and all, because it is. But doing something to work on the reason why we're all here in the first place? You have to try to get on the Emperor's good side. And that might take awhile.

[He hasn't even put his toe into the water on that one. She's scary.]

What's your definition of ice cream?