Mission 1 - This isn't where I parked my bike

[tony_redgrave]

[The feed clicks on to a new face, a severely annoyed and unimpressed face. The broadcast is from one of the cafe booths, because this guy just cannot sit still for long, even when he feels a lot like death warmed over. He leans over to peer unnecessarily close to the monitor, before slumping back in the booth with an irritated 'hnph!'.]

So, it does work. Well isn't that nice. I'm sure anyone watching this thing has done this little tango before so I'll cut out the pleasantries. First order of business, what's a guy gotta do to get a pizza around here? And second, great story about your little problem and all, but is there any way we can skip climbing the evil tower and go straight to the main event?

I'm late for a party back home, you see, and I'd really hate to miss out on the festivities. It's a pretty big gig, I'm sure you understand.

[This one has only the most pleasant social skills.]

Comments

[Video]

[tony_redgrave]

[That's a small consolation at least.]

What the hell's a sea prune? Sounds disgusting enough.

[He really won't take much convincing. Is it healthy? He won't eat it and you can't make him.]

[Video]

[flamingshortshorts]

And that is all you need to know about it. Some things are better left growing and not being eaten. [Really just don't even get curious about them.]

[Video]

[tony_redgrave]

Right. I'll take your word for it. [Except now that you've mentioned them it can't be stopped. He is going to eat one, hate it, and blame you, sir.]