capt. jack harkness (
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tushanshu2012-10-08 01:25 am
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[Hello hello Jack is greeting all of you lovely post-waterlogged people with a salute and a smile. For the so inclined, you might notice the backdrop has changed a little - because he's not in his flat. He is in fact posting from the Doctor's computer.]
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
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[and then, with a touch of sarcasm that's marginally more teasing than mean,]
Maybe you should drink some tea.
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Are you sure it wouldn't make me too boring?
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...I think you can risk it.
[Carefully, carefully neutral. She wouldn't want to give off the impression that she's amused or anything, after all.]
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And suppose I do risk it. Can I hold you responsible if I suddenly get all the fun sucked out of me as all tea drinkers apparently do?
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I'll just have to remind you how to be fun again.
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Is that something I can hold you to?
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I doubt you'll need me, anyway.
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You doubt it. I don't. I'm not planning on forgetting it any time soon either.
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Just drink your stupid tea and take a nap.
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[ and he'll be expecting it some time, he really will be ]
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I didn't promise anything.
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But you said you'd do it. That's as good as one if you ask me.
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What if I don't?
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I might be a little disappointed.
Also stuck as boring forever.
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Well, if you're so boring, then you won't miss being fun.
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Then maybe you shouldn't risk drinking tea at all.
Drink something fun instead.
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Shame the natives here won't really know what a hot chocolate is.
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...I'm sure there's some way to get it.
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[ uh oh, he's reaching the delirious and overly ambitious part of being sick ]
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I still think you'd better rest before you start going on any cocoa bean-hunting expeditions.
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[ no, he doesn't BUT ANY EXCUSE TO STAY AWAKE ]
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