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[ex_capt410]

[Hello hello Jack is greeting all of you lovely post-waterlogged people with a salute and a smile. For the so inclined, you might notice the backdrop has changed a little - because he's not in his flat. He is in fact posting from the Doctor's computer.]

Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-

[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]

-- Jack. Something feels off.

[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.

Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"

In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]

Doctor? ...You're purple.

Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.

I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?

That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.

Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?

I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]

I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.

Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]

Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-

[woops time to cut that recording off]

(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)

Comments

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[lunargoodness]

I... Doctor? [She's not entirely sure what to make of this whole display, but one thing that is clear is that the Doctor certainly doesn't appear to be well.]

He's sick?

[video]

[notpredictable]

[...The hell?]

Is this some sort of weak attempt at vaudeville? If so, you are clearly lacking in every arena.

video

[sophos]

What kind of illness makes people... rhyme?

[Since it sounds like an illness and not some kind of curse okok]

[Video]

[whoneedsbending]

[Sokka's kind of staring for a moment and then he raises a brow.]

Uhm...are you okay?

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[tuskenlancer]

[WHOOPS jack i'm sorry but your purple roomie there happens to be the closest thing to a friend CT's got on this island.

Her voice is intense, almost threatening, and her voice filter's on, disguising her voice and making it sound like a man's.]

What's going on.

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[withoutaworld]

Uhhhh... Is that a normal color for whatever species he is? [ Pause. ] Can I bring you guys anything? Food, tea... I think I could maybe find celery.