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tushanshu2012-10-08 01:25 am
ex_capt410) wrote in tushanshu2012-10-08 01:25 am
[video]
[Hello hello Jack is greeting all of you lovely post-waterlogged people with a salute and a smile. For the so inclined, you might notice the backdrop has changed a little - because he's not in his flat. He is in fact posting from the Doctor's computer.]
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
Has there been a damage assessment from the storm yet? Property, businesses, people? If anyo-
[ But whoever could this be? In the background, those watching may spy the familiar face of the Doctor. Except instead of his usual tweed and bowtie, he's wrapped in a blanket and not looking quite as energetic as usual for anyone familiar with him. ]
-- Jack. Something feels off.
[ ...something being the mauve tinge his face currently has.
Come round, everyone. Thus begins the wonderful story of "Captain Jack hears an achoo!"
In which Jack turns around to witness said mauve, trailing off and forgetting whatever he was talking about.]
Doctor? ...You're purple.
Mauve, actually. And it's really quite concerning.
My hands are all clammy and my forehead feels like burning.
I liked you better pink. --Are you sick? Can you get sick?
That's only on Wednesdays and no, that's rubbish. I really can't be sure, I need a celery stick.
Are you channeling Dr. Seuss? What did you get into now?
I feel just okay, I feel just fine. If you don't believe me, come see how -- [ and conveniently cut off by a sneeze. ]
I'm simultaneously confused and grossed out. You need to lay down. And stop talking.
Nonsense, Jack. It's not all that shocking. It was barely a sneeze. Look, I'm still walking! [ aaannnnndd now he's not because irony has him flopping down at that very moment. ]
Well, at least he laid down. ...Doctor? Doctor-
[woops time to cut that recording off]
(ooc: blue is jack, purple is the doctor)
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Do I? Must have been someone fantastic. And, you can call me Megamind, simply for ease. I know how tiresome that whole title can be for most people.
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but you're not harming anyone.
Now then, Megamind -- I'm the Doctor
and please tell me you haven't got a gun.
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Are you rhyming at me?
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and rhyming everything I've said. [ sobs he's coming to accept this!! because there are more important things at stake apparently ]
I really don't know why,
but why don't you answer me instead?
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And I didn't even do it! I'm almost angry about this, but I'm too busy laughing.
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You're blue, not much you can say.
Well, of course not I didn't suspect --
and laughing is rude, by the way.
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[Oh man, this is rich.]
All right all right what do you want?
[hehehe]
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And I want you to cut out all the chatter.
Let me know right now,
what you've got planned.
If you're calling yourself a villain,
it's got to be something grand.
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Come to think of it, you rather remind me of someone.
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normally not purple and quite rhyme-free.
But what's this you say,
about someone reminding you of me?
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[He wriggles his fingers at the screen.]
Er. Skeletal.
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Are you being serious
or is this a joke?
'Cause you really could do better
for names of a skeletal bloke.
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Are you in cohorts?
I don't know if I should feel flattered;
does he wear bermuda shorts?
[ pressing important questions. more at 11 ]
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How is this all relevant?
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being compared I have a rule!
It's relevant because
I need to know if he's cool.