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[skybluejeep]

Welp. I'm getting kinda sick of this part of life here. Any old time we can stop with the random vanishings, that'd be stellar.

Isaac Lahey's suite is empty. He's gone. No idea when that happened. Allison Argent also vanished earlier this month. So that's a thing that's happened.

So, now that my abandonment issues have really been given plenty of fuel to last me through at least my mid-life crisis, a question. Last month due to the generosity of Tony Stark, I got my jeep back. Through careful conservation, I've managed to keep her running.

Except now a certain little dial is hovering just above the E on the left, and I'm kinda screwed. Anybody know where a guy can get his hands on some highly-refined petroleum? I'm not picky, the jeep can run on 87 octane, don't need any of that high-falutin' 93 stuff. Because, you know, the back of a giant turtle is probably full of crude oil deposits.

Oh, wait.

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[skybluejeep]

I'll keep that in mind.

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[ellectric]

So.

[ She taps her finger against her lips, because it draws attention to her lips which means he'll think about her lips. ]

Um.

[ Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. ]

Oh!

What can you tell me about the maid service here?

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[skybluejeep]

[Oddly enough? He doesn't even glance. He did warn you that you were barking up the wrong tree.]

Maid service? Um. There isn't one.

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[ellectric]

Really?

[ So what's-his-face lied to her? ]

So Maybe-Gay guy lied to me, did he?

[ Why would he lie to her?

To get rid of her, of course.

Oooooooooooh, that little piss-ant. She's going to fry his ass.

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[skybluejeep]

...How many maybe-gay guys do you know? Are you collecting us, like commemorative plates?

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[ellectric]

[ She has to think about that for a moment, because while that had occurred to her before, she hadn't thought to collect them the way people collected plates or Pokemon. ]

I don't think I have enough room for them all. [ She sounds a little sad about the prospect. After all, no room means no toys. ]

Besides, I want guys I can play with. I'd rather collect them.

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[skybluejeep]

[Yuuuup. Nuttier than a fruitcake. Memo to self, tell Batman (almost) everything.]

...Mazel tov.

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[ellectric]

Oh, I don't have any guys yet. But thanks in advance!

[ She beams again. ]

Do... you...

Know anybody?

I mean, not that you aren't cute, but I'm used to more people around.

And I wouldn't play with them in a mean way right away, I promise.

[ She hasn't mentioned that she's a liar, has she? Oh well. ]

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[skybluejeep]

Yeah, can't say that I do. Sorry. I'm not exactly a social butterfly myself.

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[ellectric]

Oh well. I guess I'll just sit here by my lonesome a little longer, then. [ She's hesitant to take too many risks where other people can see. She probably shouldn't use video for communicating, but she's just so pretty. But if she loses control outside? No one's going to care how pretty she is. ]

So. GI Joe. Good talking with you.

And if you ever want to stop by, I'll let you out again. Promise.

[ That one she might actually mean. Yeah, she's a big bad emotionless bad-ass agent, but she's also kind of lonely sometimes. ]