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[Stiles has been noticeably quiet since the events in Bottle Land. No network posts, no snarky comments. No usual spastic self. He's been holed up and licking his mental wounds.

Until now. Because something has happened that's the diarrhea icing on the shit cake of his life recently.]

Lydia Martin is gone.

[That's it. That's all you get today, gang. Sorry. Somebody buy this boy a drink or a puppy or something. He's going to go full Anakin Skywalker here in a bit if something drastic isn't done.]

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You know, someday, I'm going to lose my patience for these pederast jokes.

Really now, that's hurtful and distasteful. Shame on you.

Well stop sounding like one and I'll stop pointing it out!

You don't even use new material! It's just the same candy+van equation over and over! I'll grow bored before I grow offended! You need to put in some variety in your wit or it'll all just sound rehearsed.

Yes, you caught me, I sit in my suite every night, staring into the mirror, practicing new ways to insult you.

I'm not on my game tonight, okay? I'm upset and lost a friend. I'll come up with new molester jokes later.

Please don't. I think we'll all be better people for it.

But really, if you want to distract yourself with something constructive, I can show you an ongoing project of mine that's now culminating. Perhaps the next time we partake in your earth control lessons.

You are going to continue your lessons, aren't you?

...Yeah. Yeah, I am.

[That wasn't exactly public knowledge, but the only people who would have really cared to try and stop it were gone.]

Is this the part where you blab to me what you're doing even though I don't care, and my eyes glaze over?

No. This is classified.

I'll see you soon.

[Another grin and, blip. Off goes the feed.]

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