07 § video

[definingfuture]

You know what I want? A pizza. For those of you who are familiar with it, I just realized how long it's been since I've actually had a good pizza, and it's almost criminal. For the rest of you, you don't know what you're missing.

You think we can get a pizzeria started somewhere?

And while I'm thinking here, is anyone really that uncomfortable? It's not so bad once you figure out the secret to it.

[The smile he puts on is deliberate and smug. It's the kind of expression he gives when he knows someone else wants him to have a bad day just so he can ruin their plans. Or maybe he's just trying to piss someone else off. Who knows?]

Want a hint? Here's a hint: When is a door not a door?

[Locked; encrypted 30%]

"Ajar" doesn't sound like "a jar".

[Locked; encrypted 50%]

That's not even the answer I'm looking for. But this is the next clue.

[Locked; encrypted 80%]

M must be for marshmallow. And we all know that marshmallows aren't that intimidating.

The answer is adaptation. The riddle was just for fun. Also it's when it's ajar. [No it wasn't. It was "code" or "back door".]

Comments

video:

[definingfuture]

I'm glad we agree. Someone really needs to get on this. I think morale would improve overall if we had the ability to order three am pizzas to keep us going.

Re: video:

[grigio]

Or really big burgers.

God, I just had this conversation the other day with a friend of mine.

[Apocalypse survivors take their food very seriously, Tony.]

[definingfuture]

I didn't mean to hit a nerve. Tell you what, the next one's on me. I'm sure we could get a kedan to make us something that would pass.

[See? He'll apologize like a real gentleman.]

[grigio]

No nerve was hit. I promise. I was actually a bit amused.

Can I still take you up on that offer, though?

[definingfuture]

I take my food very seriously. [Except he's joking too.]

Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's the least that I can do after bringing it up.