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[definingfuture]

You know what I want? A pizza. For those of you who are familiar with it, I just realized how long it's been since I've actually had a good pizza, and it's almost criminal. For the rest of you, you don't know what you're missing.

You think we can get a pizzeria started somewhere?

And while I'm thinking here, is anyone really that uncomfortable? It's not so bad once you figure out the secret to it.

[The smile he puts on is deliberate and smug. It's the kind of expression he gives when he knows someone else wants him to have a bad day just so he can ruin their plans. Or maybe he's just trying to piss someone else off. Who knows?]

Want a hint? Here's a hint: When is a door not a door?

[Locked; encrypted 30%]

"Ajar" doesn't sound like "a jar".

[Locked; encrypted 50%]

That's not even the answer I'm looking for. But this is the next clue.

[Locked; encrypted 80%]

M must be for marshmallow. And we all know that marshmallows aren't that intimidating.

The answer is adaptation. The riddle was just for fun. Also it's when it's ajar. [No it wasn't. It was "code" or "back door".]

Comments

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[definingfuture]

What did you have in mind? I miss pizza. We can have a refugee diner and have them make comfort food.

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[superoverachiever]

I miss tacos. Can we do those?

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[definingfuture]

Tacos are an acceptable solution. And cheesecake. We can't forget that.

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[superoverachiever]

Yeah.

This is gonna take like, a full time chef or two. From some Earth universe.

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[definingfuture]

I'm sure we can find someone who's up for the job. Not me. I'm a terrible cook. But we have enough options that someone out there has to be good at it.

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[superoverachiever]

Yeah. You can pay them good, right?

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[definingfuture]

Of course I can. Always do. But that won't help us if no one knows how to make one.

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[superoverachiever]

Yeah. I mean, lots of people know the recipes, so that's a good start. I'll keep an eye out.

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[definingfuture]

But how good are they at making a real pizza? This is important. Making a pizza and making a good pizza are entirely different.

But I'll pay whatever it costs for a real one right now.

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[superoverachiever]

Yeah. Are you willing to be the taste tester?