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[skeletonenigma]

[To be honest, he would have preferred text, but this is a perfect opportunity to test out the console. The keyboard is self-explanatory. The video function isn't. One of the kedan had offered to show Skulduggery how it worked, but he’d politely declined. He didn’t particularly feel like being saddled with a guide for the entirety of his time here.]

Ah, there we go. Excellent.

[This does, of course, mean that he can now be seen. He was a little concerned about that when all of this was first being explained to him, but then he saw someone walking around in the city with blue skin and two heads. He’s rather less concerned now.

... He doesn't really have anything to ask, though, now that he’s thinking about it.]

Thank you. Carry on.

[Yes, that was a skull talking just then, Irish accent and moving jaw and all. Why do you ask?]

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[skeletonenigma]

As do certain foreigners, I'm sure. [He wonders if there's a reason for the discrepancy. Does the Emperor know human worlds better than he does others? Are there more human worlds to choose from? Are humans somehow better adapted to the sort of fighting he wants them to do, or do they have an innate protection from Malicant's power, so long as they don't say the name?

Malicant, Malificent, Mevolent. Why do all-powerful villains always have names starting with M and following some variation of malevolent? It's uncanny.]

[loquaciouslyfeline]

I must admit, it was rather interesting experiencing it when first arriving here. [Even if that wasn't directed at her specifically, she's chosen to take it as such.]

If it's not too bold to ask, what is it that you do? Clearly you've led an interesting life of sorts.

[skeletonenigma]

Not bold at all. I'm a detective. I have been for the past century, and occasionally so even before then.

[loquaciouslyfeline]

A detective does not seem like the sort to be involved in conflicts, though you're far from the standard in several regards already so exceptions are to be made. Pity you didn't arrive earlier; you might have been of use in the hunt for the previous Emperor's murderer, and perhaps the man would have been caught faster with more experienced individuals on the case.

[Skulduggery has managed to leave an impression of competence on her. Lecter certainly would not have eluded capture so long with more people hunting for him, that's for certain.]

[skeletonenigma]

I heard about that. [He won't comment on the part where it's a pity, because to him, it isn't; and the implied competence on his part is an obvious fact. Why should he go out of his way to reinforce what he already knows to be true?]

It's not generally detectives who get involved in conflicts, true. I, however, am an exceptional detective.

[... Okay, so he'll go a little out of his way.]

[loquaciouslyfeline]

Nasty business, it was. [While she certainly didn't have any strong feelings towards Eshai, she could empathize with the kedan. Losing a strong leader was never good for a nation.]

As I can see. [Skeleton detectives certainly are exceptional.] What manner of combat would involve a sorcerous detective such as yourself, Mr. Pleasant?

[skeletonenigma]

Magical combat, of course.

[Do you see the facetious smile? Do you? Well, then he must not be being facetious.]

And you? Space combat?

[loquaciouslyfeline]

Well, yes, that's a given. I was more asking the sort of combat that would require a detective to become involved.

[She sees your facetiousness and reiterates. Detectives aren't the kind to normally be engaged in combat.]

Naturally. [She, too, can play this game.]

[skeletonenigma]

The sort where the entire world hangs in the balance. I can track down the offenders, or the instigators, or the madmen. And when I do, I have the power to take them down. Who better to save the world?

[loquaciouslyfeline]

Seems the sort of thing more suited for specialized military units, but your world seems far from the standard, what with sorcery being a factor in play.

[Forgive her for not being completely impressed with the whole 'save the world' schtick. She's from a universe with many worlds, and a much larger-scale view.]

[skeletonenigma]

I was a member of a specialised military unit for over a century. Saving the world was what we did. [To say the least.] Now that the war's over, I work with a partner rather than a unit.

[Don't worry, Amelia. He wasn't expecting you to be impressed. He's met plenty of people who can be impressed enough for the both of them.]

[loquaciouslyfeline]

Taking all that in to account, it's no surprise you'd want to step back to a smaller and less intense duty. [Amelia certainly enjoys her career in the navy, but even she knows eventually she'll want to retire, and a century is much longer than she expects to be serving.]

I myself have recently been on a sabbatical of sorts from my own work. [If you could call going on an interstellar mission on a hunt for a potentially legendary treasure a sabbatical. Her tone certainly makes it clear there's more to it than just a 'sabbatical'.]

[skeletonenigma]

[... Smaller and less intense. Skulduggery chooses not to correct that. It's a nice idea, anyway, even if retirement is never exactly going to be an option for him. Especially if retirement is never exactly going to be an option for him.]

An enforced sabbatical, or otherwise?

[loquaciouslyfeline]

[She grimaces slightly. That wasn't supposed to be something she wanted known, but if anything this just gives credit to his skills as a detective.]

I may have been responsible for some... more unorthodox maneuvers in an encounter with a Procyon scouting force. [She's proud of her success. Less so of the reprimanding and subsequent encouragement to take a break, as it were.]

The sabbatical itself proved to be anything but, of course. Much more excitement and adventure than one would normally think.

[skeletonenigma]

Sounds like a story that would be more exciting in person.

[Which is partly true. And Skulduggery's definitely interested in hearing more about Amelia's world. But he's also itching to get outside the suite and start exploring, and this is the first real opportunity to say so without... well, saying so.

He wouldn't normally take so much care, but congratulations, Amelia, he likes you.]

[loquaciouslyfeline]

It certainly is. I'd offer to tell you the whole tale over coffee, but that would rather rude of me.

[Congratulations, Skulduggery, she likes you too.]

I must say, it has been a pleasure, Mr. Pleasant, but I've kept you quite a while. Perhaps we shall continue our talks at a later date?

[It's an open invitation. She would like to talk more in depth.]

[skeletonenigma]

How so? Coffee itself doesn't offend me.

[Although he's pretty sure he would prefer tea. He remembers liking tea, anyway.]

Skulduggery, please. I look forward to seeing you at a later date.

[loquaciouslyfeline]

Rude of me to drink in front of you while you are unable to enjoy a cup yourself.

[She is assuming so, at least, unless it's just something about cake he can't eat. Which would be even more fascinating.]

Very well. Skulduggery. [It's fairly clear she's not quite used to addressing others without any prefixes.] Until we meet again?

[skeletonenigma]

Is it rude to walk in front of a man in a wheelchair?

[Depends on the nature of the walking, really, but that's completely beside the point.]

Until we meet again.