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tushanshu2012-08-02 10:09 am
littlecousin) wrote in tushanshu2012-08-02 10:09 am
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[There's an extremely attractive blond woman on the other end of the feed, looking a little wet and a lot disgruntled. Nita's features are distinctive--high-arched eyebrows, pointed ears, and if you're looking very carefully, gill slits along each side of her neck.]
PSA. If you were thinking about leaving, bad news. You get about half a mile out and something knocks you back into that same coma we were all in when they fished us out.
[She is so disgusted you don't even know.]
So unless you really enjoyed that six-hour cart ride, I'd start looking at other options.
[And there's Kon in the background looking soggy and miffed. He huffs and pushes away wet hair from his face.]
Yeah, like doing a Dorothy and finding some ruby slippers.
PSA. If you were thinking about leaving, bad news. You get about half a mile out and something knocks you back into that same coma we were all in when they fished us out.
[She is so disgusted you don't even know.]
So unless you really enjoyed that six-hour cart ride, I'd start looking at other options.
[And there's Kon in the background looking soggy and miffed. He huffs and pushes away wet hair from his face.]
Yeah, like doing a Dorothy and finding some ruby slippers.
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What? You were the anonymous text guy. You coulda been anyone.
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I didn't even think of that. I suppose you can never be too careful where the Internet's concerned.
[SO GOOD ON YOU, YOUNG LADY, FOR BEING SO CAUTIOUS. Don't take candy from strangers, either.
Nevermind that you could probably throw most strangers through a brick wall with little effort if you're from anywhere like he suspects.]
So how many times did you try? And were you in a boat...?
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Yeah, I don't use AOL or anything.
[Welcome to the early 90s, population: Nita.]
Kon and I flew out together once, and then after a breather, I tried swimming.
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So, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're from Earth, right? America?
['Atlantis?' But trolo not saying that outloud.]
... And I'm sorry, did you say you swam? That seems... potentially dangerous.
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You know a lot of Americans with pointed ears?
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Oh dear God, I didn't even notice.
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I'm from Atlantis. Swimming...not really a problem for me.
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[Surface-dwellers, man.]
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[He's totally star-struck, Nita. Completely.]
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Guess you're not from my world, then.
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[He is the world's biggest douchebag on the side of the angels for a reason, Nita.
...
Actually that's probably Hal Jordan. but I digress. ]
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Conspiracy theory?
[I'm not sure she understands the phrase, since where she comes from every batshit theory is true.]
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[... BIG. LONG. PAUSE.]
You don't have aliens, do you?
[He is the best damn detective in the world, tyvm.]
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[And then he had to kill her when she went crazy but w/e, life in comics.]
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more stunned silence.]
And how-- did that work, exactly? Did they need citizenship...?
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He's the king. He can grant citizenship to whomever he wants.
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[Playing dumb is kind of tiring, but Alfred would no doubt be proud. It's a much easier way of getting information than, say, dangling people off of buildings.]
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[She would much rather be a college student clotheshorse superhero, tyvm.]
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And you let me get away with speaking to you commonly?
[HE'S FROM ENGLAND AND WHAT IS THIS.]
video; bruce you are such a dick
[Definitely laughing at you, dude. But nicely. Or as nicely as you can laugh at someone, anyway.]
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Don't I at least get a last request?
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