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[littlecousin]

[There's an extremely attractive blond woman on the other end of the feed, looking a little wet and a lot disgruntled. Nita's features are distinctive--high-arched eyebrows, pointed ears, and if you're looking very carefully, gill slits along each side of her neck.]

PSA. If you were thinking about leaving, bad news. You get about half a mile out and something knocks you back into that same coma we were all in when they fished us out.

[She is so disgusted you don't even know.]

So unless you really enjoyed that six-hour cart ride, I'd start looking at other options.

[And there's Kon in the background looking soggy and miffed. He huffs and pushes away wet hair from his face.]

Yeah, like doing a Dorothy and finding some ruby slippers.

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[tactile_telekinesis]

Superhero, duh. Can't you tell by the uniform?

video; anonymous

[cowled]

Isn't there generally more... to it than that?

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[tactile_telekinesis]

Well yeah, but come on, giant S shield? Thought that'd be a dead give away.

video; anonymous

[cowled]

'S' for... superhero?

[trollface.jpeg. or as close to it as Bruce ever gets, anyway.]

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[tactile_telekinesis]

...Wow you really are clueless, huh? S shield is a symbol for...nevermind. No, I'm Superboy.

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[cowled]

Not clueless so much as from a world without any sort of superheroes at all.

[His voice is just so mild. Gosh, Kon. Think outside your box.]

Superboy. I see.

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[tactile_telekinesis]

...Really? What kind of sucky ass world are you from then?

Yeah, only cause I told you.

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[cowled]

I always considered it rather normal, to be perfectly honest. Superheroes were reserved for... comic books and the cinema. Fanciful imaginations. Heroes are firefighters and police officers and normal people who rescue individuals from car accidents, that manner of thing.

[He exhales. This is the very fabric of his world being challenged, okay?]

Well, thank you for telling me.

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[tactile_telekinesis]

Oh yeah, I mean firefighters and stuff are still heroes but we have people like me. Superheroes, not just in comics. There's villains as well.

[Squirm Bruce, squirm.]

Uh, you're welcome.