[That smile right there should tell you that telling Kon it was next month was a bad idea. Because he's keeping that information and when the time is right, he's so doing something.

Kon shakes his head, his initial 'what the fuck' reaction has already blown over and the rational part if kicking in. As rational as he can be any way because whaaaat?]

Don't worry about it, I'm not gonna go blabbin' my mouth at folk about this. You know you gotta talk about it though, right? Like you can't just...not? Cause it'll just keep gettin' more weird? And yeah, I won't tell him you told me, it's cool. [Because if Bart told him, he was sure he could act surprised again no problem.]