tushanshu | 004 ◈ [AUDIO]

[She's had enough of not doing anything. Bored beyond recognition. She didn't realize how much extra time she would have on her hands when she was going out of her way to ignore certain people. But that was only going to last for so long before she's bored with little to do and even less she gives a care about trying to do.]

This sitting around and waiting for something to happen just isn't my style. Aren't we supposed to be going to war sometime?

[War does not sound bad right now at all if it means she'll be doing something instead of working a crappy job and punching gang members when they get out of line.]

What is the lamest, dumbest and least funny joke that you've ever heard? I'm sure there have to be some real jewels out there. The ones so stupid they're almost funny.

[It's this or looking for someone to fight. She wouldn't mind the latter, really, but the quality of people to punch has gone a lot in the last few months.]

[Private to Kaine]

I'm bored out of my mind and I think the gang members in my territory are hiding out from me now. Do something amusing.

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You said "Aren't we supposed to be going to war sometime?".

[ It's unclear as to whether River's repeating it to be helpful, or a brat. ]

[So much eye rolling, can she hear it through the network with how much she "listens"?]

Sure, whatever. And yet somehow you thought I was joking. Maybe your funny bone is broken. [Or maybe someone should break it, but the girl sounds fragile in the head already.]

[ She can definitely hear it. Caring about it however, is something different. ]

The ulnar collateral ligament of elbow joint is in relation with the ulnar nerve. The nerve is the largest unprotected nerve in the human body. Forms part of the medial cord of the brachial plexus and descends on the posteromedial aspect of the humerus.

[ a pause ]

Mine's fine.

And you just proved my case for me. If you're going to be so bland, girl, the least you could do is try to be amusing. Not sure we'll going to get anywhere talking about whether or not you understand humor, though.

What kind of amusing do you want?

The kind that makes you laugh--and isn't stupid fart jokes.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra? Elephant zebra sin theta.

[ calculus joke?? ]

[There is silence. Because it takes Tea a moment to really get that.] Did you just make a math joke?

{It is the lamest and more ridiculous joke she's ever heard before and yet it makes her laugh because of that exact reason.]