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[funkindofwicked]

[She's had enough of not doing anything. Bored beyond recognition. She didn't realize how much extra time she would have on her hands when she was going out of her way to ignore certain people. But that was only going to last for so long before she's bored with little to do and even less she gives a care about trying to do.]

This sitting around and waiting for something to happen just isn't my style. Aren't we supposed to be going to war sometime?

[War does not sound bad right now at all if it means she'll be doing something instead of working a crappy job and punching gang members when they get out of line.]

What is the lamest, dumbest and least funny joke that you've ever heard? I'm sure there have to be some real jewels out there. The ones so stupid they're almost funny.

[It's this or looking for someone to fight. She wouldn't mind the latter, really, but the quality of people to punch has gone a lot in the last few months.]

[Private to Kaine]

I'm bored out of my mind and I think the gang members in my territory are hiding out from me now. Do something amusing.

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[audio]

[fuckchild]

[OH GALATEA YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE STARTED.]

I might be able to make it worth your time. I'll keep my arm in one piece.

[audio]

[funkindofwicked]

[She's marginally interested, but she's dealt with quite a few people who thought they could deal with her when really they just didn't realize what they were getting into. She hates wasting her time almost as much as she hates being bored. Still...she's tempted.]

Asking me out so soon after meeting? You haven't even managed to keep my attention with a bad joke yet.

[audio]

[fuckchild]

I'm not a sit and wait around kind of guy. I can tell you a bad joke when I see you.

[Dante sometimes you are so smooth good on you kiddo.]

[audio]

[funkindofwicked]

...That is the least attractive proposal I've ever heard. You're really bad at this. [But hey, it amused her, he gets points for his utter lack of charm.]

[audio]

[fuckchild]

[You say it like it's going to deter him.] I make my own rules, play my own games... you probably know how it goes.

[audio]

[funkindofwicked]

I do. But that means I like my rules. Want to play with me, you have to go along.