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[akito]

[ Someone is in a foul mood at the moment. Though Akito is doing a fairly good at keeping his irritation off of his face. What he isn't good at keeping off of his face - for the moment, at least - is blood. From both a bloody nose and a split lip. And given the developing redness he's getting on his uncovered right eye, he's in for a decent black eye as well. ]

Gazelle Deliveries will be delayed tonight by one hour and seven minutes in the Metal sector. All other sectors should receive their deliveries on time.

[ huff huff huff. He'll work on healing his injuries himself later. ]

Comments

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[skeletonenigma]

Yes. And with any luck, they'll learn from it. If they don't, then they'll probably need a small reminder.

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[akito]

As long as I'm not running deliveries at the time, I can always make sure they remember if they start causing trouble again.

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[skeletonenigma]

[There are very few people he's met so oblivious to their own confidence. And none of them have been children.]

Humour me.

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[akito]

[ hey, most of the time he has zero confidence so this is a nice change ok. ]

I'm probably not as humerus as you would like. :)


[ he momentarily forgets that none of his friends are here, and so when he glances over his shoulder to look at their faces of approval he's met with nothing. it's a painful jolt back to reality but hey, he's still proud of his stupid joke. ]

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[skeletonenigma]

[sigh.]

That tickles your funny bone, does it?

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[akito]

[ he hasn't heard that expression before. :|a ]

Mine is covered with flesh so it is harder to tickle I think

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[skeletonenigma]

[... Well, someone's led a very deprived childhood.]

I may not have flesh, but I'm certainly not ticklish. You enjoy puns, I take it.

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[akito]

That's because you don't have nerve endings.
My friends like puns a lot.

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[skeletonenigma]

And yet, I'm capable of feeling pain.

Do you?

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[akito]

More magic?

I like proverbs more.

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[skeletonenigma]

Magic can occasionally be useful.

Proverbs such as?

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[akito]

It can be!

All of them. I like proverbs a lot.