[video]

[sharpes]

For the record? This 'mainland' bullshit sucks.

And not in the fun way.

Just saying.

[Somebody looks frazzled and grumpy and god he's putting miles on that pout of his. Because fuck yo' mainland, man.]

Comments

[Video]

[sharpes]

Wow, you've been here for like two minutes and you're already pulling the 'I told you so' bullshit? Sit down.

[He's a little shit, it's all good.]

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[plains_hunter]

[Thomas still has some trouble with the whole "getting along with others" thing. Probably all that time in the wild.]

I didn't tell anyone so, I'm just wary of jumping into something like this completely blind. I've been waiting to see any possible reports of what's out there.

[Video]

[sharpes]

How about the biggest goddamn monsters I've ever seen yeah let's start with that.

[They aren't, really, but hey he likes his hyperbole.]

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[plains_hunter]

Hm. Well, look on the bright side. You're still alive, right?

[Video]

[sharpes]

By the barest possible margin.

[The tough guy act may be out in full force but there's a real note of hysteria there. Brandon? Not a fan of close calls.]

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[plains_hunter]

Are they just animals, or something else? What are their habits?

[Video]

[sharpes]

Because I really stuck around to ask those hard-hitting questions.

Re: [Video]

[plains_hunter]

Figuring out a beast is the first step on figuring out how to beat them. I've met very few things that couldn't be killed or driven off, it's just a matter of how hard it is.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Dude, I don't want to mount it on my wall. I just want it not to eat me.

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[plains_hunter]

It's very hard for something dead to eat you, you know.

[Video]

[sharpes]

Dude, these things survived being struck directly by lightning. It's the making them dead that's hard.