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[sharpes]

For the record? This 'mainland' bullshit sucks.

And not in the fun way.

Just saying.

[Somebody looks frazzled and grumpy and god he's putting miles on that pout of his. Because fuck yo' mainland, man.]

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[backwordscompatible]

[Not yet. But she will, come the end of the month~]

Not ringing any bells.

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[sharpes]

Give it time. She's social.

[That's putting it mildly.]

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[backwordscompatible]

In that case, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for somebody who radiates "social".

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[sharpes]

[He adores his girlfriend even if he isn't actually into her in a romantic way at all, okay.]

Can't miss her. 5'7, blonde, great-- [UH.] assets. As a person. I mean. She's. Humanitarian. And stuff.

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[Okay]

"...and stuff." Got it.

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[sharpes]

[Handwave. You saw nothing.]

Good luck.