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tushanshu2016-03-21 09:08 pm
fierybluebird) wrote in tushanshu2016-03-21 09:08 pm
[Video] / [Action]
IT'S SPRING?!
WHY IS IT SPRING?!
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SPRING?!
[Apparently some new guy is pissed about the weather.] Do you have any idea what it does to man's senses to feel that much life around? [A bunch of birds chirping around him and singing, begin to land on his head and shoulders, so he takes down the yelling.] I mean you probably don't, yoi. But it's very -- [He seems distracted more and more by the birds whistling to him, like he's actually listening, and then quietly pets their heads.] It's very annoying, yoi. [He seems less and less annoyed...]
And not just any spring, oh no. The start of spring. [Literally just nuzzles a bird happily. So annoyed. Clearly....] The worst kind.
I need about a ten ton bag of seed and all the colored paper I can get. Anyone up for some flower origami crowns?
Aye, I know! Yes you are the cutest! [Gushing to one of the birds and starting to devolve a little into whistling himself, before he has the presence of mind to force a grumpy look at the camera and shut it off.]
[At which point he can be found wandering around wearing about fifteen birds and talking to them. And occasionally looking for an empty barrel to kick.]
[Stupid spring, yoi.]
WHY IS IT SPRING?!
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SPRING?!
[Apparently some new guy is pissed about the weather.] Do you have any idea what it does to man's senses to feel that much life around? [A bunch of birds chirping around him and singing, begin to land on his head and shoulders, so he takes down the yelling.] I mean you probably don't, yoi. But it's very -- [He seems distracted more and more by the birds whistling to him, like he's actually listening, and then quietly pets their heads.] It's very annoying, yoi. [He seems less and less annoyed...]
And not just any spring, oh no. The start of spring. [Literally just nuzzles a bird happily. So annoyed. Clearly....] The worst kind.
I need about a ten ton bag of seed and all the colored paper I can get. Anyone up for some flower origami crowns?
Aye, I know! Yes you are the cutest! [Gushing to one of the birds and starting to devolve a little into whistling himself, before he has the presence of mind to force a grumpy look at the camera and shut it off.]
[At which point he can be found wandering around wearing about fifteen birds and talking to them. And occasionally looking for an empty barrel to kick.]
[Stupid spring, yoi.]