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[redfiend]

[It's pretty obvious by his uncertain tone and expression he's troubled about something.]

I've had time to think about this, but the turtle thing isn't metaphorical or some weird mythological stuff, is it? It's... literal, right?

[Or maybe he's stupid and is the only one taking it literally. Not that he'd say that right then and there.]

How, though? Someone tell me 'cause I honestly don't get it.