[It's a turtle, Hux. You'll get used to it.

No, you won't. But you're welcome to the "why a turtle?!" club Kylo might start any day now.

On second thought, Kylo would rather not have you ruin everything good he has. And by the way, this is his turtle. Get your own, you turtle thief!]

I know giving grandiose speeches is an innate instinct and you can't help it, but if the gangs are going to murder you over this don't expect me to do more than stand by and watch. Well, I might make a recording for the Supreme Leader's enjoyment.

[In case you missed it, someone is very cheerful, for, you know, being turtle-napped.]