[Shiny New Handheld Device] [Video]

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[Klaus appears on screen, looking decidedly frazzled. He's in his gardening apron, his hair is disheveled holding a spade. Behind him is the greenhouse which is a veritable wall of, well, green. And brightly coloured flowers.]

My word, has anyone else experienced a sudden surge of plant life? These should not be as far along as they are - half these seeds I only just planted a week ago.

There is quite an abundance of... well, everything, so I would be delighted to give away any potted plants to anyone interested. Also - [and here he gives a bewildered sidelong glance to his left] - zucchini. I'm honestly not sure how as I never planted any, but there is a mountain of zucchini if you like that sort of thing.

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[China files zucchini under 'annoying' and resolves to ignore it, or sneak it into the gardens of her less threatening enemies.]

Not yellow or orange, I think. Red only if it's a true color, not muddied.

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Understood. I will deliver them directly then.

[Oh China what have you gotten yourself into? Klaus is all too eager to share his passion for watching grass grow. But hey, you get some pretty blue orchids out of it at least.

after delivery?

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[Klaus really has chosen lovely colors.]

My dear, these are gorgeous, and I don't say that lightly.

after delivery!

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[Klaus looks delighted and relieved.]

I am very glad to hear it. I'd hoped they'd suit your tastes.

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[She smiles at him, gently stroking the edges of the petals.]

They do. You have a practiced eye.

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You are most gracious to say so.

[He beamed, going just a bit red in the ears.]

I included instructions for their care as well. Please, let me know if you need them re-potted.

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I'm not in the habit of idle flattery, my dear.

[It's the faintest bit dismissive. China means what she says to him, in her way.]

How thoughtful of you. I shall.

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No you are not. Which is all the more reason to appreciate your kind words.

[He gave a small bow. The dismissive tone was enough to tell him his welcome had come to an end.]

Do take care.

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Hm.

[China gives him a very small smile. It's more genuine than most.]

Of course. I'll see you again, my dear. Perhaps for tea?