I don't think you'll find anyone in this city who cares enough about what you think to invent something large enough to scan a continent-sized turtle. Skepticism is healthy, but there's something to be said for other types of empirical evidence. And also just questions of motivation. Who stands to gain from tricking you, specifically, into believing that a giant turtle exists and a city lives on its back?
Honestly, it's not even the craziest thing that happens here.
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Honestly, it's not even the craziest thing that happens here.
Also why do you sign your texts?