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[schrodingersghost]

 Right. So people have probably heard by now that the cat cafe is gone. Which means I am now officially unemployed.

Which means I guess I have to figure out how you do this jobhunting thing. Again.

Anyone got any ideas on who'd hire a teenager with barely any job skills?

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[purrns]

Okay, I'm confused about what frozen meat has to do with ghosts.

[schrodingersghost]

Let's just say you should never underestimate a ghost. Even if they look like they should be haunting a bingo hall.

Because sometimes the Lunch Lady is just the ghost of a sweet cafeteria lady that wants to make sure everyone is getting enough protein.

And sometimes she's a five story meat monster screaming about someone changing the menu.

[purrns]

[He's just gonna...


stare into space for a sec there.

Give him a minute. ]


That's different.

[schrodingersghost]

That's ghosts for you. The Lunch Lady isn't even the weirdest. She's dating the Box Ghost. Which I really prefer not to think about too much.

[purrns]

...That's either something really funny or absolutely terrifying. Box ghost.

[schrodingersghost]

Try lame. He attacks with corrugated cardboard and bubblewrap.

[purrns]

...

...

So he's literally a box ghost?

[schrodingersghost]

Actually I don't know what he's the ghost of. He just calls himself the box ghost, and he's obsessed with packaging materials. And taking over the world.

[purrns]

With packaging materials?

[Long. Pause. ]

Should I be worried I find that a completely legitimate way to try and take over the world? I feel like I probably should be.

[What ARE their worlds?? ]

[schrodingersghost]

With packaging materials.He calls them his corrugated cardboard minions and his bubblewrap of DOOM.

[purrns]

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Yep. Yep that sounds about right. Is this just a thing with villains? Is it regular? Do they spend ages thinking about these kinds of things?

[schrodingersghost]

Pretty sure the answer is yes. I swear the villainous plots get weirder every month.

[purrns]

Maybe they're all secretly trying to out-do one another?

[schrodingersghost]

Somehow, that wouldn't surprise me.

[purrns]

Meeee either, buddy. Me either.