video;

[upshore]

[Miles holds up his camcorder with his right hand, trying to keep his lack-of-finger from showing. The finger stub is tucked under the hand strap, so, success?]

Okay, I give up. Anyone know where I can get someone to fix a camcorder? It's not really broken - it works fine, but the lens is cracked. [And that's why you don't drop it down several floors, idiot. Never mind that had been totally out of his control.]

Comments

[upshore]

[under his breath:] Why doesn't that fill me with confidence?

I've got a little juulan, but I'm gonna gently reject any other "price". I've had enough weird shit to last me at least two lifetimes.

[justno]

The hell else would I want besides money? Fucking weirdo.

[upshore]

I dunno, souls? This place is fuckin' weird.

[justno]

Yeah, well, I'm not.

Either it works or it doesn't. If it works, I want cash. If it doesn't, you don't lose shit.

[upshore]

Well, that's nice. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

How likely are you to break it, though? Don't take this as an attack. This thing's practically an extension of my arm, so I'm a little paranoid [in general] about it getting all FUBAR.

[justno]

I don't give a shit about your satisfaction. I care about whether or not it works. But assuming "fubar" means fucked, then there's no chance.