[Handset - Video - Encrypted to Foreigners]

[highprofilerichkid]

Weird question, but has anyone else been contacted by any of the kedan out of nowhere? Asking about your work, or anything like that?

[Technically the saying goes 'two is a coincidence, three is a pattern,' but any scientist knows that sample size is dependent on the question being investigated. In this case, Tony thinks that n=2 is significant.]

Comments

[wrathfulkhan]

["Genie" works just fine, you know. And once their identities are out, "Iron Mandarin" is perfectly respectable.]

...

What the hell is a Brangelina?

[This is what happens when your boyfriend is almost literally locked up in a tower during his formative years. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT.]

[highprofilerichkid]

That's exactly what I mean. You have no idea what you're getting into. I don't think you're ready for a life of celebrity, Gene.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Bitch he might be.]

Maybe I'll just have to be your secret boyfriend then.

[highprofilerichkid]

Then you'll have to fight off all the people who want to date me because I'm a rich, good-looking genius and they think I'm single.

[It's funny because no one wants to date Tony, because he's a loser.

(It's also funny because pretty soon he actually will have people falling over themselves to date him, and he won't have any idea what to do with himself. Because he's a loser.)]

[wrathfulkhan]

As you well know, I can more than handle myself in a fight. [Smirky little eyebrow raise goes here.]

[highprofilerichkid]

[Smirky eyebrows right back.] You are pretty hot when you're kicking ass.

[wrathfulkhan]

I thought I was always pretty hot.