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[wolfishflame]

[After getting the lowdown from a rather nice lady, a very annoyed-looking young woman is staring balefully at the camera.]

Are you serious.

Are you serious.

Because people keep explaining this Life-Death-Dreaming thing to me and it sounds like bullshit. There are two planes I can be on and I’m apparently not on either of them and that is so much bullshit I have apparently been dropped into the former pasture of a hekatomb of oxen because what the hell.

Look. Look at this. [She holds up her journal with a helpful diagram of a stick figure, a vertical line, and another stick figure, and a double-sided arrow.] My soul can be Waking, or it can be Otherside, or it can occasionally be both at the same time because my life is a dumpster fire. Not this, okay? [She puts the journal down, raises her hand, and taps the labradorite ring she’s wearing.] My soul is not in a rock. Even if it’s a really pretty rock, and I know from pretty rocks.

[Frustratedly:] Like, oh my gods. Every single god I have ever met. All of them. Up to and including Inari-Ōkami. For the love of baby Jesus in his mangery crib. Put me back. I want to speak to the manager. Yeah. The spell manager.

Fix this, Obama.

Comments

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

If I'm actually on some hideous spirit world episode of Punk'd, because seriously, not cool.

Re: [Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Not as far as I know?

[Although that would explain an awful lot about his life. ]

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

[She puts her head in her hands for a moment.]

I need to get out of this. I got shit to do. And if I don't wake up soon, everyone's gonna think I'm in a coma.

Re: [Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Ah. You might have lucked out that way. [He winces.] If you can call it luck>

I've heard that people won't have time to miss us at home. There's something weird with the dreaming that does that.

[It had been the only thing that had stopped his own freak out over his arch-enemy trying to flirt with his Mom and kill his Dad while he was gone. ]

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

Yeah, I don't really get 'luck'. If I do, it's the bad kind.

[Sarcastically:] Oh, boy. Sure do love me some time fuckery.

[Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, I know how that goes.

[He blinks and stares at her for a moment, a little confused by the language. When you were from a world where all expletives were replaced with book titles or dairy products... ]

Uh, well at least its kind of useful this time?

[Danny was kind of unofficially the responsibility of the ghost in charge of time back home. This wasn't even the tenth weirdest time shenanigan he'd experienced. Being nearly killed by his own evil jerky future self from an alternate timeline would always hold first place. Being mistaken for a witch's familiar in Salem during the witch trials came a close second. ]

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

[Congratulations. Welcome to corruptionville.]

I guess. Even if it's really annoying. I do have stuff to do back home, y'know.

Oh well. Maybe I can use this extra time to plan.

[Spy missions and assassination do require some careful planning.]

Re: [Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Trust me,you're not the only one.

[He wasn't sure if he wanted to know what she needed to plan. ]

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

[He really, really doesn't.]

So what, does this place just pick inconvenient times or something?

Re: [Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Or maybe its random and most people just have really terrible luck.

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

I'd believe it. I've got garbage luck these days.

[She is not kidding.]

Re: [Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Who doesn't?

[And that was even when he wasn't being sabotaged by bad luck bibiru feet. ]

[Video]

[wolfishflame]

People who aren't us, I guess.