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tushanshu2017-04-05 07:25 pm
wolfishflame) wrote in tushanshu2017-04-05 07:25 pm
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[After getting the lowdown from a rather nice lady, a very annoyed-looking young woman is staring balefully at the camera.]
Are you serious.
Are you serious.
Because people keep explaining this Life-Death-Dreaming thing to me and it sounds like bullshit. There are two planes I can be on and I’m apparently not on either of them and that is so much bullshit I have apparently been dropped into the former pasture of a hekatomb of oxen because what the hell.
Look. Look at this. [She holds up her journal with a helpful diagram of a stick figure, a vertical line, and another stick figure, and a double-sided arrow.] My soul can be Waking, or it can be Otherside, or it can occasionally be both at the same time because my life is a dumpster fire. Not this, okay? [She puts the journal down, raises her hand, and taps the labradorite ring she’s wearing.] My soul is not in a rock. Even if it’s a really pretty rock, and I know from pretty rocks.
[Frustratedly:] Like, oh my gods. Every single god I have ever met. All of them. Up to and including Inari-Ōkami. For the love of baby Jesus in his mangery crib. Put me back. I want to speak to the manager. Yeah. The spell manager.
Fix this, Obama.
Are you serious.
Are you serious.
Because people keep explaining this Life-Death-Dreaming thing to me and it sounds like bullshit. There are two planes I can be on and I’m apparently not on either of them and that is so much bullshit I have apparently been dropped into the former pasture of a hekatomb of oxen because what the hell.
Look. Look at this. [She holds up her journal with a helpful diagram of a stick figure, a vertical line, and another stick figure, and a double-sided arrow.] My soul can be Waking, or it can be Otherside, or it can occasionally be both at the same time because my life is a dumpster fire. Not this, okay? [She puts the journal down, raises her hand, and taps the labradorite ring she’s wearing.] My soul is not in a rock. Even if it’s a really pretty rock, and I know from pretty rocks.
[Frustratedly:] Like, oh my gods. Every single god I have ever met. All of them. Up to and including Inari-Ōkami. For the love of baby Jesus in his mangery crib. Put me back. I want to speak to the manager. Yeah. The spell manager.
Fix this, Obama.
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[He offers her a smile. He's good with people in theory, so long as he can remain polite and distant. He's much better at it when he can put the mask on. ]
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That's what I think, anyway. And you seem to be good with people, too.
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Well, I've been here a little while now, I've got a little better at it than I used to be.
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[Aly. Stop it.]
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Dude, is that the theme song to My Little Pony?
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What? No.
Absolutely not.
One hundred percent that is not what that is.
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Oh my god, it totally is! Don't tell me you're...whatever they call the female equivalent of a Brony?
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[Dammit, Annie!]
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[Adrien, no. ]
How many magical friendship lessons did you learn?
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It wasn't so bad. She did make us pony up some dough to order pizza, though.
[THE RARE DOUBLE PUN!!!]
Probably too many. It's impossible to unlearn them.
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I hear that. Sounds like the world could use a few of those.
[His life would be 100% easier without people losing their shit over each other. ]