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[cowled]

[Enter 'Professor Craig'. He's a middle-aged man with a neatly trimmed goatee, glasses, salt-and-pepper black hair and the accent of a British foreign national that's spent several decades in America. Of Bruce Wayne, there is absolutely nothing, not the voice or the poise or the bearing. Even his eyes are another colour, and the structure of his face is altogether different.

This post goes up several hours past the executions, and Bruce is basically waiting on the results of his blood samples and fabric analyses from the three dead kedan. So, the Network gets his attention for now, and his primary cover persona on Keeliai gets some exercise.]

Is everyone all right? God, I can't even imagine-- if anyone needs anything, please ask. We're all in this together.

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[video]

[storm_warning]

You know, if you weren't some musty old professor type, I'd probably think you were lying.

[But AS IF.]

[video]

[cowled]

I'm not just a musty old professor, you know. I also birdwatch.

[SO THERE.]

[video]

[storm_warning]

Did you seriously just say that?

[Ororo actually sounds pained at the idea that he thought it funny too.]

Okay. Just... don't ask the wrong kedan to look like a bird for you and we're all good. Stay safe --[and boring] -- until this passes.

[video]

[cowled]

Yes ma'am.

[salute! and c'est finis.]