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Santo Vaccarro ([personal profile] zerotoawesome) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2012-12-14 02:34 pm

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Okay, so we have this masquerade coming up soon, and I don't know if you guys have been paying attention, but you're all running out of time to find dates and make plans and all that stuff.

I guess this is me looking for someone to take, and it can be totally friendly and stuff if you're not into giant rock dudes.

[He shrugs.]

I also need any guys who are in to other guys to check in, especially if they're looking for a date too, because I can hook you up with the second coolest mutant on this turtle's back, and he's gonna be too shy to do this himself.

So, fellas, hit me up for a night you probably won't forget.

[And then he disconnects...

...

Only to sign back on two minutes later.]


And I'm not the one interested in taking a guy, before you all start thinking that. I am the coolest mutant here, so that should have been a giveaway.

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