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[Well, hello there. There’s a friendly face smiling at the network, nervously pushing his glasses up. He doesn’t seem to have any kind of trouble with the computers, but it’s obvious by the way he’s looking speaking to crowds (and he seems to consider whoever might be looking a ‘crowd’) isn’t really his thing.

Or that’s what he wants to make you believe, anyway. Clark Kent had always been the go to personality in case of kidnapping. He isn’t stupid enough to show where is he exactly living, but you get to see enough of his room to guess he’s in the water sector if you care enough to notice that kind of things. Seeing how calm and easy going the guy seems it shouldn’t come as a surprise.]

Um, hello. [A little friendly wave and a tilt of his head.] I’m not really sure if we’re supposed to-ah, introduce ourselves? I was told everything would be alright and everybody I’ve seen has been rather welcoming so far so I though… [He trails off, shrugging.] Call it farm-boy routine I guess.

Anyway, I’m Clark. Clark Kent. It’s a pleasure.

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See! That, right there! Who even calls themselves 'mild-mannered'! That's some kind of douchebag codeword or something!

[HE IS SO CONVINCED YOU HAVE A CANDY VAN STASHED SOMEWHERE.]

...Wait, what?

[>You have truly confused him there Brandon.] You think I'm a, uh, douche because I called myself mild-mannered?

Which by the way isn't a thing I came up with myself, I've been told that plenty of times.

It's the fact that you're totally conscious of it. Like, teehee, look how completely harmless I am! Aren't I adorable? No. I call bullshit.

[He is so onto you, man.

He's not even remotely close to the truth. But he's so onto you.]

I am a grown man on his late thirties, I don't think 'adorable' is an adjective I would use.

So your problem with me is that you think is is all an act?

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