13G08 [VIDEO]

[lostundercover]

[Costigan looks the pinnacle of unamused as he bats dismissively at the figure behind him, who, at first glance, appears humanoid.]

Jesus H.. Fahkin'.. Stop! [He mutters before turning to face the console in his suite.]

Can someone please get this fahkin' thing away from me?

[The figure is mostly cloaked as it moves into the frame, lifting a translucent hand to offer Costigan his empty prescription pill bottle. The undercover immediately snatches it out of the thing's hand and throws it across the room. One paying close attention might notice that his fingers moved through the construct's.]

It followed me back from the fahkin' ruins. I think I freed it from a room oah somethin'? Now it won't leave me alone.

[The figure begins trying to communicate with Costigan using hand signals, but he ignores it. Stupid magic. :|]

Keep it, kill it. I don't cahe. It's drivin' me fahkin' crazy.


[ooc: The figure is Sabriel's construct. Translations: fahkin' = fucking, oah = or, cahe = care.]

Comments

[brokenweapon]

...did you try asking it nicely?

[lostundercover]

[Lineface.]

No. And I don't intend to.

[brokenweapon]

[It's not like asking nicely has ever worked for Bourne, but, well.]

Why not? I mean, if nothing else has worked.

[lostundercover]

I haven't tried everything else.

[Because Jack's on his way over to try to ice the hell out of it.]

[brokenweapon]

[Dryly:] Did you try punching it?

[He's trying so very hard to make a joke. So, so hard.]

[lostundercover]

[The longest pause.]

Yeah.

[brokenweapon]

...really?

[lostundercover]

It was following me.

[brokenweapon]

I guess it's not easy to slip by that thing.

[lostundercover]

It doesn't give you the chance.

[brokenweapon]

So you're being stalked by a...very polite ghost?

[lostundercover]

Something like that.