Yosuke Hanamura (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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tushanshu2014-02-15 09:11 pm
goodanswer) wrote in tushanshu2014-02-15 09:11 pm
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uh hi everyone - new comrades i guess? my name is yosuke hanamura.
this place is CRAZY. i feel like im at a theme park or somethin. but, we r here to fight a big evil guy, huh? i guess i should be thankful im sorta a veteran for that kind of thing, at this point. not 2 brag.
[If you think he's bragging even through the text, don't worry. He's totally bragging.]
but that isnt even the weirdest thing about this. ill just say that, hopefully this will b the last time i wake up in a tub of water w/ a bunch of weirdos around me. they might as well have drawn sumthin on my face w/ a marker while they were at it. nnnnnot exactly the best first impression. and like what am i supposed to do now? its nice i got a place to live but im at a loss aside from that u know.
anyway, im looking for my friends. we r from inaba, a town in yamanashi prefecture. if any of u know people from there plz let me know.
or,hey if hey u guys see this, message me. and tell me wtf is going on... and that all this fog is a coincidence & not something i should flip about...
this place is CRAZY. i feel like im at a theme park or somethin. but, we r here to fight a big evil guy, huh? i guess i should be thankful im sorta a veteran for that kind of thing, at this point. not 2 brag.
[If you think he's bragging even through the text, don't worry. He's totally bragging.]
but that isnt even the weirdest thing about this. ill just say that, hopefully this will b the last time i wake up in a tub of water w/ a bunch of weirdos around me. they might as well have drawn sumthin on my face w/ a marker while they were at it. nnnnnot exactly the best first impression. and like what am i supposed to do now? its nice i got a place to live but im at a loss aside from that u know.
anyway, im looking for my friends. we r from inaba, a town in yamanashi prefecture. if any of u know people from there plz let me know.
or,hey if hey u guys see this, message me. and tell me wtf is going on... and that all this fog is a coincidence & not something i should flip about...
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Is that meant to be some manner of English, then?
[Sayeth the pirate. Still, at least people weren't using numbers in place of letters back then. Newfangled kids!! Don't make Kidd shake a cane at you lot.]
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wait... they said these things do facetime or whatever 2 didnt they...
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Oh, it's on! What were you saying?
...wow, look at you.
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You've something to say, lad?
[Gurl you did not just insult the pirate look. It's a classic. Jack Sparrow could never.]
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Uh, no. Nope. You're just... dressed a little strange, by my standards. But I shouldn't say that, considering the locals.
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Well I ain't from around here, am I? Nor any time you're familiar with, I reckon. And the kedan dress normal enough for themselves. I imagine it's a sight difficult to do when one's a shapechanger.
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...You know, it was pretty confusing. I get the idea of this place being something separate from the real world, but... well, maybe we're not supposed to get it.
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What's there to get? We're here, we're breathing. Experiencing a thing makes it real, else how do you explain all these different worlds and the folk from them?
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[how else could somebody like this guy be legit.]
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This Inaba of yours. [Kidd actually manages to say it semi-correctly, score one for the fact that there were a great many people hailing from Asia amongst the ranks of pirates in the 1700s.] Surely it's some oddity of its own, aye?
[No one here is from a 'normal' world, even what passes as being so to the person themselves. Of course, the Assassins and the Templars could exist in any of 'em, most Earth-based cultures do have piracy (Kidd's even heard of this famous lady pirate known as 'Mary Read', which amuses considerably) of a sort. But 'normal' here seems to mean superheroes and the like.]
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Why do you ask?
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[Oh, it's all in jest, and after a moment he relents and answers,]
Few folk are from a place without esoteric leanings, be it the undead or men that can rend steel with their bare hands, or those that fly among the stars as a man does upon the ocean. It ties into the Emperor's call for those that've been on deck for a tussle or two. Which by your own admission you've some some experience in.
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[at least it's nice to have everything he was told confirmed by someone a little less invested.
...wait.]
What about you, then?
[is he a real pirate.]
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Well, I can't do a lick of those things I mentioned, if that's where your interest lies. I'm late of Nassau, the common word for my folk is 'pirate'.
[Normally, it's the sort of thing that Kidd would be interested in keeping secret. It's a pirate soon dead that parades their allegiance to the black flag when not among friends or allies. But in this place, there's far more fantastic things to pay one's heed to, and piracy ranks very low on the list indeed. Though one wonders where Assassins would lie.]
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N...Nuh-uh.
For real?
[how are they talking?! how are all these foreigners talking to him?]
What, does that mean you're from... whatever century pirates were a thing? Like the 1700s or whatever?
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The year of Our Lord 1721, aye. Does that bestir you to incredulity, mate?
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[...not to mention the stereotypical homosexuality, buuuut he'll leave that part out for the sake of his own hide.]
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[And maybe Kidd sounds a little like this is about to cause Serious Anger, but naw, you're just getting teased, Yosuke. Kidd knows that the pirate persona is... an intimidating sort.]
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[crap.]
I mean, in reality, it's not silly at all! It's... super manly?
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And supposing it's not manly I've aimed for.
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[what do you mean you weren't aiming for manly.]
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Calm your nerves, boy, I'm only funning you.
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[he's still caught up on the pirate thing.]
...I guess, for you, it's everyone else that has the weird accent.
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[Pirate melting pot. Seriously.]
You may think us barbaric, but I could say the same of you and yours, by my reckoning.
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So, whatever you say, dude. Er... mister.
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