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Entry tags:
- † agent connecticut,
- † agent york,
- † billy kaplan,
- † brandon sharpe,
- † bruce wayne,
- † clark kent,
- † damian wayne,
- † dick grayson,
- † garrett hawke,
- † kara thrace,
- † kate bishop,
- † kitty norville,
- † lina inverse,
- † minami ikki,
- † miranda lawson,
- † namorita prentiss,
- † natasha romanoff,
- † peggy carter,
- † peter parker (animated),
- † phil coulson,
- † stephanie brown,
- † stephanie plum,
- † steve rogers,
- † tony stark (mcu),
- † wally west,
- † yelena,
- † zelgadis greywords
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[Tony appears in a pair of dress light slacks and a dark button down shirt with the top two buttons undone. He's in his suite and the area around the console is one-third office space and two-thirds workshop. A partial profile of the Mark VI can be seen in the far back.
He looks at the camera, his business face on.]
CEO of multinational corporation seeking employees for long walks on the beach and late, candlelit shifts. [He pauses, tut-tuting thoughtfully.] Must be willing to be to accept a benefits package that is, let's face it, far and above what that dime store imitation Wayne Enterprises offers.
[Tony drops the token formality, taking on a charming grin.]
Stark Industries is back in business, folks. I'm launching a Keeliai subsidiary with what is, by the by, a very generous initial contract. [Guess who's pleased to be offering mobile telecommunications to the enforcement of Keeliai?]
And here's where all of you -- [Said with a gesture to the camera.] -- come in. I'm hiring and entry-level pay is twice what the going rate offered by the kedan. Plus, you get the satisfaction of supporting your fellow Foreigners on this turtle acid trip.
Telecommunications experience is a bonus, but in a city that thinks the smoke signal is better than texting? I'll be flexible.
[His grin widens.]
And, ladies? The position of my personal assistant is open and pays three times the kedan rate, to start. Try not to trip over each other in your rush to apply, because I promise each and every one of you will get a personal interview with Tony Stark himself.
He looks at the camera, his business face on.]
CEO of multinational corporation seeking employees for long walks on the beach and late, candlelit shifts. [He pauses, tut-tuting thoughtfully.] Must be willing to be to accept a benefits package that is, let's face it, far and above what that dime store imitation Wayne Enterprises offers.
[Tony drops the token formality, taking on a charming grin.]
Stark Industries is back in business, folks. I'm launching a Keeliai subsidiary with what is, by the by, a very generous initial contract. [Guess who's pleased to be offering mobile telecommunications to the enforcement of Keeliai?]
And here's where all of you -- [Said with a gesture to the camera.] -- come in. I'm hiring and entry-level pay is twice what the going rate offered by the kedan. Plus, you get the satisfaction of supporting your fellow Foreigners on this turtle acid trip.
Telecommunications experience is a bonus, but in a city that thinks the smoke signal is better than texting? I'll be flexible.
[His grin widens.]
And, ladies? The position of my personal assistant is open and pays three times the kedan rate, to start. Try not to trip over each other in your rush to apply, because I promise each and every one of you will get a personal interview with Tony Stark himself.
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We're in two distinctly separate industries, Stark. Your insistence on the comparison is somewhat parochial.
[His expression is perfectly pleasant, if a little pitying. Because really, you're so insecure that you have to resort to mud-slinging? What is this, a presidential election?]
Of course, Wayne Enterprises is happy to support your endeavour in any manner that might benefit the population here, if you need help getting off the ground.
[Also: He's going to leave you in the dust this fiscal, for the record.]
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[He grimaces, all other signs of regret absent from his features.]
And industries? Sure. But benefits? They compare fine across industries. You offer, what? "Medical" [He mimes the quotations.], dental, flexible hours, and vacation? [A snort of air akin to laughter.] Please.
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[His smile is perfectly saccharine.]
And you're proposing a brighter tomorrow, is that correct?
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That's the hallmark of Stark Industries, yes. Our motto, you could even say.
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[His tone suggests exactly the opposite.]