Kitty Callahan (
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tushanshu2015-10-08 11:17 pm
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Ah, um.
[Kitty looks a bit sheepish...but rather less woolly, in any case.]
So...uh. Hypothetical medical-slash-metaphysical question...
...whaaaat iiifffff...what if you accidentally............swallowed........your soul gem.
Hypothetically.
Asking for a friend.
But it is also quite urgent.
[This is the exact kind of quality person you let onto your turtle, everyone.]
[Kitty looks a bit sheepish...but rather less woolly, in any case.]
So...uh. Hypothetical medical-slash-metaphysical question...
...whaaaat iiifffff...what if you accidentally............swallowed........your soul gem.
Hypothetically.
Asking for a friend.
But it is also quite urgent.
[This is the exact kind of quality person you let onto your turtle, everyone.]
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I would be more concerned with the health issues of swallowing a gem than the metaphysical issues. As long as it's still in your possession, you shouldn't sicken, but rock and metal were not meant to be internalized.
[Aionis aside. Raine also seems to have ignored the 'hypothetically' part of Kitty's question, as she is, in fact, familiar with teenagers.]
Do you need help?
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[Beat.]
...potentially?
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[A very brief pause. Hm.]
Why...?
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[Now are you gonna keep playing twenty questions like a clueless teenage boy or help her out, Raine?!]
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...Never mind. Whatever it was, don't do it again.
Where are you? I can bring you something to induce vomiting.
[She'd tell her to come to the Guild, but there's a possibility that walking may encourage the downward movement of the gem. Not optimal.]
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[Indeed, when Raine arrives, she is sitting in the lobby, looking thoroughly miserable.]
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Bathroom, now.
{Because greetings are for people who haven't swallowed a soul gem.]
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Am I late? Hi, by the way.
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H-hi.
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This one has an olfactory trigger; I'd prefer not to make you swallow something else unless absolutely necessary.
[She tucks one of the vials into her pocket, has the other ready to wave under Kitty's nose as soon as they're to a toilet.]
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I'll just, you know, be over here. Til you need me.
[She was serious when she said she'd hold Kitty's hair, if that becomes necessary.]
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Nice t' meet you, by the way, [she says to Raine.]
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[Raine kneels by Kitty, pops the stopper off the one vial, and puts it where Kitty can get a good whiff. She's prepared for the likely consequences.]
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Well, it sure has the intended effect.]
Oh, good lord, [she chokes when she gets her breath back.] I think I just puked up a lung.
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[...She's going to have to heal Kitty as well, judging by the size of the gem. In a few minutes a healing glow will settle over Kitty, paired with Raine's murmur of first aid, and shortly after that Kitty will be offered her soul gem back, good as new.]
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Here. Do you want some water?