thaumatophage: (C'mon it'll be funny // hollow_art)
Kitty Callahan ([personal profile] thaumatophage) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2015-10-08 11:17 pm

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Ah, um.

[Kitty looks a bit sheepish...but rather less woolly, in any case.]

So...uh. Hypothetical medical-slash-metaphysical question...

...whaaaat iiifffff...what if you accidentally............swallowed........your soul gem.

Hypothetically.

Asking for a friend.

But it is also quite urgent.

[This is the exact kind of quality person you let onto your turtle, everyone.]
insertdadjoke: (♊ ever slightly out of reach)

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[personal profile] insertdadjoke 2015-10-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cain wishes he could say he were surprised... he really, really wishes. And yet. ]

How long ago since you swallowed it?
insertdadjoke: (♊ getting tired of starting again)

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[personal profile] insertdadjoke 2015-10-09 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried any emetics? Maybe not the most glamorous solution but something to consider before it goes too far.

How large of a gem is it, anyway?
insertdadjoke: (♊ Kyoto to the Bay)

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[personal profile] insertdadjoke 2015-10-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Disgusting doesn't necessarily mean it'll trigger something. [ He nods at the mention of Raine, however. ] Good, she'll help you. And I'd say look into getting a supply of hard candies going forward.
insertdadjoke: (♊ we staked out on a mission)

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[personal profile] insertdadjoke 2015-10-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
There are a few of shops around that dabble in making things like that. Not exactly a hot product, though. [ He dips his head to the side. ] Or you could probably make your own, really.
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[personal profile] insertdadjoke 2015-11-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
If it's not in the kitchen already, probably not. Commissioning one around here shouldn't be too difficult, though.