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Tommy Shepherd [Speed] ([personal profile] crotcharrow) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-04-10 11:37 am

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Anybody seen Brandon? Black hair, weird face scars, total asshole? Oh, and I guess he can also control electricity and if you're a chick, he's probably hit on you.

If anyone has seen him, can you let me know? I know he's been living like a hobo, but he's more of a couch potato hobo, not a mine-dwelling-turning-into-a-gremlin-hobo, so unless his couch ate him, I'm pretty sure he's gotta be around here somewhere.

[Or he's gone home. Or arrested. Or. Something. God, he shouldn't be as worried about Brandon as he is, but dammint, he was his friend. The least he could do was tell him where he was going. The irony of him breaking up with Steph because they don't know when they would randomly get sent home was so not funny right now

He frowns one last time, and then moves on.]


Also, I'm not the only person who lost their job on this stupid turtle, but I'm willing to keep going, but I'm not working for any kedan.

If anyone needs anything delivered to other parts of the turtle quick, I'm your guy. I'm super fast so I can get it there in minutes that would usually take hours, and you can pay me in food. It has to be food, or else it'll take me longer to get your stuff where it needs to go. It's a pretty good deal if you ask me.

[You can tell it's sort of hurting him to stoop to this. But he's desperate. And being flippant about it is his way of dealing with it.]

Lemme know, yeah? For both things.
superoverachiever: ([Displeased] Unhappy)

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[personal profile] superoverachiever 2013-04-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They're just mad because they have to split supplies with us and they have no idea why we're here.

I think everybody's kinda mad about that second part. [She knows she is.]
superoverachiever: ([Displeased] Get this over with)

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[personal profile] superoverachiever 2013-04-23 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Maybe they have terrible schools here.

...If they even have schools here.
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[personal profile] superoverachiever 2013-04-25 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well their language is pretty complicated, and I don't think they're smarter than us, so they must learn it somewhere.