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[crotcharrow]

Anybody seen Brandon? Black hair, weird face scars, total asshole? Oh, and I guess he can also control electricity and if you're a chick, he's probably hit on you.

If anyone has seen him, can you let me know? I know he's been living like a hobo, but he's more of a couch potato hobo, not a mine-dwelling-turning-into-a-gremlin-hobo, so unless his couch ate him, I'm pretty sure he's gotta be around here somewhere.

[Or he's gone home. Or arrested. Or. Something. God, he shouldn't be as worried about Brandon as he is, but dammint, he was his friend. The least he could do was tell him where he was going. The irony of him breaking up with Steph because they don't know when they would randomly get sent home was so not funny right now

He frowns one last time, and then moves on.]

Also, I'm not the only person who lost their job on this stupid turtle, but I'm willing to keep going, but I'm not working for any kedan.

If anyone needs anything delivered to other parts of the turtle quick, I'm your guy. I'm super fast so I can get it there in minutes that would usually take hours, and you can pay me in food. It has to be food, or else it'll take me longer to get your stuff where it needs to go. It's a pretty good deal if you ask me.

[You can tell it's sort of hurting him to stoop to this. But he's desperate. And being flippant about it is his way of dealing with it.]

Lemme know, yeah? For both things.

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[Video]

[crotcharrow]

Santo the Rock Bunny.

[He snorts.]

So he's picky?

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Dude, if you can find a set of fake ears for me. I'll stick them on him before he even knows.

It's more that he doesn't want to start ripping up buildings and streets unless he absolutely has to.

[Video]

[crotcharrow]

Oh man, I bet Molly would let me use her hat for a while to do that. It's pink.

[He grins.]

Well, that makes sense. I just don't know why he can't mine his own rocks.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Pink? Okay, now we have to do this. If she'll let us borrow it, I'll get it on Santo's head.

[He grins too.]

He could. He just doesn't know I'm planning this.

[Video]

[crotcharrow]

I don't see why she won't.


--Oh, right. [He smiles a bit.] Well, the mines have a ton of rocks. I'm sure you can find some.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Awesome. Let me know when you have it.

[Vic smiles too.] Thanks. I'll get a decent supply while I'm out there.

[Video]

[crotcharrow]

Yeah. Have fun with that. Lemme know if you find any diamonds, I get a finders fee on telling you where to dig.

[Video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

[He laughs.] Alright, I'll let you know if I find any diamonds. No promises on emeralds or rubies.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

Aw man, can't I just have like, a gem dibs?

[video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

Oh, okay. Gem dibs but only because I can't say no to a handsome face like that.

[video]

[crotcharrow]

[He laughs and shrugs lightly.]

It's a blessing and a curse.

[video]

[alpha_squad_leader]

But somehow you live with it.

[Victor laughs as well.]

I should let you go.