[Raph gets infinitely more interesting, in the traditional Chinese Curse meaning of the word, when he attempts brain his youngest brother with heavy duty plumbing implements.]

Woah woah woah, let's not start talking crazy talk here. If there's a portal you can feel free to push me through it. Same goes for Transporter beam.

Interesting as it is to be a turtle riding on the back of a giant turtle in a world where just to the left of right versions of my brothers exist alongside Superman? I'll still take living over April's Junk shop anyday, thanks.