tushanshu | [video] Fuck Yo Turtle

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[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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It's manga, not comics!

...It's mostly weirdoes who live in their mom's basements who read that stuff, though.

What's the difference? Comics are comics, right?

--And wait, since you read 'Manga', does that mean you're one of those weirdoes who lives in your mom's basement?

Manga is better than comics. The stories are mature and fun and better drawn!

What, no! I don't even have a mom! [Wait no that was awkward.] I meant hentai. Otaku read hentai! And before you ask--otaku means basement dweller. ...Moron.

How the fuck am I supposed to know? I don't speak Chinese or whatever.

Oi! It's Japanese! Japanese! How can you not tell the difference?

Uh. Because it all sounds the same?

...Western asshole!

[He wrinkles his nose.]

How am I supposed to tell the difference? I speak English.

It's called being...being, you know, culturally smart or whatever! And not racist! Ugh! You're like--every bad thing I've heard about stupid Americans!