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[liugan]

An interesting turn of events, isn't it?

Not unlike many of you now, no doubt, I find myself without lodgings. Temporary, one can only hope, but if falling sky debris is going to continue to be a problem, some form of shelter is better than nothing. If there is one among you willing to provide accomodations, it would be appreciated.

Anyone who enjoys butting their noses into business not their own need not reply.


I may have also found a few personal belongings scattered about in the wreckage. Should any of you be missing something particularly dear to you, we may be able to arrange a bargain.




[ ooc; I'll get to replies tomorrow after work, but if you want to say your character's lost something in all the chaos then feel free to strike up a conversation! Loki may or may not have it in his possession, and he may or may not charge ridiculous temporary ownership fees to give it back. ]

Comments

[liugan]

[ Smashing through floors tends to be a thing. ]

Card tricks. Unfortunately, my only skill. Hardly anything worth rent payments, I'd imagine.

[Video]

[shockjock]

Well that sounds dull. Got anything besides the whole 'is this your card' routine?

Lookin' for anything to prove you're not gonna be some boring ol' stick in the mud, chief.

[liugan]

Dear me, you've a strict interview process for your prospective roommates.

I don't suppose you are a fan of disappearing acts either, then? Fortune telling? Sleight of hand and illusion? "Is this not your card" routine?

[shockjock]

[If he's still cracking wise after this, he can't be too big of a letdown to anyone not Odin. She'll give him a shot.]

Alright, Houdini, I'll give ya a shot. Where ya typin' from, anyway?

[Gotta meet him in person, after all. Besides, she kinda wants to see how he handles surprises.]

[liugan]

[ that's just mean okay he did his best he's not just blonde and glorious ]

From the typing devices, obviously.

[ she never specified, Loki is going to troll to his heart's content. ]

[shockjock]

[Also someone he let down!]

Cute. Where in the city? You're gonna be movin' in, I'm thinkin' we oughta get to know each other a little better.

[liugan]

[ shut up shut up ]

I hardly think that's necessary. I merely need a place to wait out debris storms, I am not looking to become anyone's companion.

[shockjock]

[something he did when they put the big gag on him!]

I'm lettin' you move in for free, Copperfield. Least you can do is humor me!

[liugan]

[ h8 u ]

I believe I am the one making the final decision of where I am to relocate to. Perhaps I may be so put off by your behaviour and rudeness, I would rather camp out under a fern.

[shockjock]

Yeah? Lemme know when you find a three-story fern with climate control.

[And indoor plumbing, running water, etc. Things ferns are typically not known for. At least, she's pretty sure they aren't known for any of them. Not like she paid attention in school.]

I ain't much for the science-y junk, but that'd be somethin' to see.

[liugan]

You seem eager for a roommate. I am hesitant to ask why.

[ most people would like. Offer, get snark, then withdraw offer. What's up with this one, he does wonder :|a ]