Video | Roy rambles for eons and also some handy weapon shit

[stagethreeclinger]

[ So here's Roy Harper, with costume, mask and trucker hat all assembled on his carrot topped little head, looking bright eyed and bushy tailed in a way that might be bordering on neurotic, considering he'd huddled in a mess of tools and arrow shafts scattered on his suite floor. Ignore that. ] So, guessing by now everyone's gotten well acquainted with the crazy ghost-like pod people with the possession special ability? Vanessa, you can kick me for thinking that precaution was lame.

It's probably overdue by now but don't try to hit them. It makes us end up needing an Exorcist and I am so not hanging around to watch if your head spins around and you crawl up a wall. [ Hold on, going on a tangent. ] Side note: Is anyone else weirdly reminded of that one Doctor Who episode where the space thing possessed people and David Tennant almost got tossed off the ship? Merlin was there? It was during the Donna times. Point being - if people start getting bug-eyed and copying everything I say, I will not hesitate to pistol whip them. Bow whip them. Guns are so Red Hood, I'm classier than that.

[ Pause. Cough. It was important, okay. Anyway. ]

Uh. Point being.

Arsenal to the rescue! I got your back, guys, and please, hold your applause until the Turtle McGuyer demonstration is complete, but I tried pretty much every trick arrow I had on me until I got one that works. [ See Roy holding an arrow aloft with a sort of jury rigged looking electronic device on the arrow tip. ] Void points for aesthetics, please, I'm working on a time crunch. I call it... The Eletcro Space-Ghost Zapper. If that's not informative enough - basically, I fire this at the Doctor Who rejects, it sets off what's basically an electric shock pulse as it's passing through them, ouch, it's super effective. Because this is a weird universe where electric pokemon are weak to other eletric pokemon, I don't even now.

[ This is making so much sense. He might have had a lot of sugar today. And it sort of weirdly looks like he's having fun with this whole chaos thing. Ah, smells like home. ]

Bring me your shit. I'll see what I can do to hook you up with something similar.

Vive la révolution.

[[ ooc; i will be responding really slow because my laptop is completely crapped out and i'm working from an ipad :| so bare with me. i just wanted to get this event post up before it had to be lame and backdated /o/ ]]

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[effective]

Where are you. [GUESS WHO WANTS SOME]

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[stagethreeclinger]

Metal sector - 2A. Mi casa su casa. [ yes come get some sweet archer swag ]

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[effective]

[You are getting the most derisive look right now bro] What?

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[fatedchaos]

[She looks pretty frazzled when she appears on the screen, but Vanessa manages a laugh.] Look at that, my tattoo came in handy.

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[stagethreeclinger]

Yeah, what would I need to do to convince you to give me one right about yesterday? [ tattoo his boob pls ]

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[fatedchaos]

Sorry, I don't time travel, so I think you've missed the boat on getting one yesterday. [A shrug. Does she even know how to do it? She did the design herself, but it was a ritual that Maggie performed with the help of the goddess.]

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[refusing]

[All the times over the past year or so that she's heard the little "joke" about the Doctor's name relating back to Doctor who has her looking all kinds of suspicious and awkward and all around uncomfortable. She looks terrible, she's exhausted, and now this is just weird.]

Excuse me, but...Doctor what?

[No, really. Doctor what. Tell her. Now. Yes, that's all she got out of everything he said. But is that really surprising? Probably not.]

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[stagethreeclinger]

Holy Mount Saint Helen...

[ Omfg, Rose Tyler. He met Eleven the first day he was here and now there's Rose and fjdskfldsjfdslfa-- ]

This would be a really awkward time to tell you I ship you and Nine so hard, wouldn't it? [ Is Eleven still here? Can this be a thing? ] Nothing against Ten, Nine's just the favorite

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[refusing]

[Nine? Ten? Ship? What do these things even mean?]

I don't know what you mean. So yeah, kinda awkward.

[There's a lot of apprehension right now, she's not quite sure what to make out of him or anything he's saying.]

Do you know the Doctor? Is that what all this is about?

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[traumatizing]

But can you build me a proton pack?

[since we're all being nerds about this]

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[stagethreeclinger]

Only if you let me join your Neo-Ghostbusters and I get to be Bill Murray.

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[traumatizing]

I don't know, that's a tough sell.

[this is the thinkiest of thinky faces rn] I guess I could settle for Egon.

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[shorttempered]

I think you can cram some more pop culture references in there if you tried.

Will your Electro Space-Ghost Zapper work on people with invulnerable skin? [Because Mark wants to help, but getting possessed is not high on his list of things to do. He needs a contingency plan.]

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[stagethreeclinger]

Is that a challenge I hear? [ bro do not even, he is a pop culture reference machine ]

Uuuhhmmmm, I'm not sure I want to answer that because I don't really want this to be a free range murder weapon thing.

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[shorttempered]

Maybe.

I just want to make sure it could work on me if something could happen, dude.

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[sciencewhizard]

[ Huh, a version of Roy who's actually good with mechanics? Trick arrows aside. Interesting. ]

Did you put it together with stuff from the crash?

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[stagethreeclinger]

You bet your spandex encased butt I did.

[ it is like christmas rn ]

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[sciencewhizard]

If these things came out of that space station thing, though- Couldn't they maybe find a way to screw up what you've built?

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[mycompromise]

You made those? How?

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[stagethreeclinger]

With my badass mechanic skills, son.

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[mycompromise]

[If the flat look he gives in response doesn't make it clear enough, he is not hip to your lingo, man.]

And would you be willing to pass that information onto others?

[Because let's face it, electric arrows sound pretty cool.]

[thetyrant]

[Well, he got...most of that.]

Might you be able to accomplish something with a sword?

[stagethreeclinger]

[ lol u sure bro? ]

I don't see why not. Bring yours on by and I'll see if I can rig you up something - sound cool?

[Video] Anonymous ID / Net Café | Laaaate

[wallcrawler]

Yeah, coulda warned us a little sooner about hitting them, chief.

[Somebody sounds like he has had better days. Actually, judging from the fact much of his suit's been completely burned away from his arms (which didn't fare much better), he's already discovered that particular problem. The burns are a little less severe than one would expect for someone who'd been grappling with high-voltage specters, but the strain in his voice makes it clear he is still not feeling even remotely okay right at the moment.]

Frankly I'm drawing a blank here, but any weapons'd be appreciated. Kinda used to just using my fists. It's been going about as well as you'd expect.

[Video] Anonymous ID / Net Café | Laaaate

[stagethreeclinger]

[ Eyeroll, for serious, kid? ] Yeah, I was a little busy trying to not dying, sorry about that, amigo.

[ But on to something actually productive. ]

Fists can't be doing you much good. Come on by, I'll try to work you up a taser.