tushanshu | Video | Roy rambles for eons and also some handy weapon shit

[ So here's Roy Harper, with costume, mask and trucker hat all assembled on his carrot topped little head, looking bright eyed and bushy tailed in a way that might be bordering on neurotic, considering he'd huddled in a mess of tools and arrow shafts scattered on his suite floor. Ignore that. ] So, guessing by now everyone's gotten well acquainted with the crazy ghost-like pod people with the possession special ability? Vanessa, you can kick me for thinking that precaution was lame.

It's probably overdue by now but don't try to hit them. It makes us end up needing an Exorcist and I am so not hanging around to watch if your head spins around and you crawl up a wall. [ Hold on, going on a tangent. ] Side note: Is anyone else weirdly reminded of that one Doctor Who episode where the space thing possessed people and David Tennant almost got tossed off the ship? Merlin was there? It was during the Donna times. Point being - if people start getting bug-eyed and copying everything I say, I will not hesitate to pistol whip them. Bow whip them. Guns are so Red Hood, I'm classier than that.

[ Pause. Cough. It was important, okay. Anyway. ]

Uh. Point being.

Arsenal to the rescue! I got your back, guys, and please, hold your applause until the Turtle McGuyer demonstration is complete, but I tried pretty much every trick arrow I had on me until I got one that works. [ See Roy holding an arrow aloft with a sort of jury rigged looking electronic device on the arrow tip. ] Void points for aesthetics, please, I'm working on a time crunch. I call it... The Eletcro Space-Ghost Zapper. If that's not informative enough - basically, I fire this at the Doctor Who rejects, it sets off what's basically an electric shock pulse as it's passing through them, ouch, it's super effective. Because this is a weird universe where electric pokemon are weak to other eletric pokemon, I don't even now.

[ This is making so much sense. He might have had a lot of sugar today. And it sort of weirdly looks like he's having fun with this whole chaos thing. Ah, smells like home. ]

Bring me your shit. I'll see what I can do to hook you up with something similar.

Vive la révolution.

[[ ooc; i will be responding really slow because my laptop is completely crapped out and i'm working from an ipad :| so bare with me. i just wanted to get this event post up before it had to be lame and backdated /o/ ]]

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Holy Mount Saint Helen...

[ Omfg, Rose Tyler. He met Eleven the first day he was here and now there's Rose and fjdskfldsjfdslfa-- ]

This would be a really awkward time to tell you I ship you and Nine so hard, wouldn't it? [ Is Eleven still here? Can this be a thing? ] Nothing against Ten, Nine's just the favorite

[Nine? Ten? Ship? What do these things even mean?]

I don't know what you mean. So yeah, kinda awkward.

[There's a lot of apprehension right now, she's not quite sure what to make out of him or anything he's saying.]

Do you know the Doctor? Is that what all this is about?

Um, don't even worry about it. Forget I said it.

[ Oh damn, he is just making this super worse ]

Well this is pretty meta, but sort of? I've seen the show - well, the last three Doctor's worth.

By the way, there's a show. Sorry for the fourth-wall.

[She really has no idea how to respond to any of this, so she just stares, eyebrows arched and looking mildly horrified and offended at life.]

Right, it's so easy to just forget you said anything about me and the Doctor. Who're you, anyway?

[ whoops ]

I have totally damaged the timeline now, haven't I? Balls.

Roy Harper, by the way. Big fan.

[She wonders if this is how Dickens felt when the Doctor went into creepy fanboy mode on him. Therefore, she's going to try and cut this guy a little slack.]

Dunno if you can damage it, really. There's fixed points that can't be changed, or something like that. And if I'm lucky I'll just forget hearing about any of this.

[That's a joke. Even if her tone's a bit sharp, she's got a hint of a smile on her face.]

[ ugu ty rose he appreciates it ]

Heeey, let's hope! [ THUMBS UP ] So anyway, hey, welcome to the turtle.

Thanks. I...think.

[She's still not sure what to make of this conversation, but she's curious about one thing.]

Um...this might be nosy and everything, but what planet are you from? Kinda interested in knowing what world I'm not really real in.

Well, 'Earth', and I think that's the consensus for most, but there kind of tends to be... a lot of Earths? The whole multiverse deal, you know how it goes.

[ Brow furrow. omfg what is her canon point tho? ] Don't you?

Yeah, kinda really know how it goes.

[There's still a bit of fire in her voice, but she tries to play it off more as playful than aggravated at the situation.]

Look, if you know all this about me, maybe you can tell me something. [Even though this is technically against the rules, oops.]

[ UUHHHMMM THIS SEEMS KIND OF DANGEROUS. ]

Uh. Maybe? I dunno, knowing futures is never really a good idea.

What's the question?

When I told the Doctor forever -

[Cause she knows somehow that he knows that, the creeper.]

Does that really happen? I mean, obviously not really forever. I know that's not possible. Just my forever, though?

[ aw shit, this is difficult. There's a half- frown because omfg, rose, stop pressuring him!! But he wants her to be happy 8<

after a pause, a warm sort of smile touches his lips, and he nods. ] Yeah. You do.

But that's all I'm telling! No more!

Yeah, okay. Guess I can handle that.

[He gets a big, toothy grin. He's made her content, even if she's not sure he's entirely telling the truth.]

Thanks, uh -

Roy, was it? Anytime you need anything, don't forget that I owe you one. [Even if you technically ruined her life a little. She's just that forgiving and nice.]

[ omfg he tried not to, this is your fault, Rose 8TTT ]

Yeah, Roy. Roy Harper. And for the sake of me not telling you what your name is and being really creepy, hi! Who are you? [ toothy grin of pls dont hate me, i just love u so much, sobbing ]

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