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[What is visible of the room is obviously in Earth Sector, both from the décor and from the view out of the large, open window over Lois’ shoulder. As for Lois herself, she’s still somewhat damp and visibly grumpy about it. Her sigh is explosive as she runs a hand through her hair.]

Kidnapping, fine. Another day in my life. Alternate universes? They’re not so much my thing. I try to leave that to the heroes. Murder and mayhem are plenty for headlines.

[Lois rolls her eyes as she says the latter. Despite the few sentences, she manages to convey even more information, even subconsciously: her face and tone are expressive. Exasperation, impatience, and the voice of experience shine through. So too does her underlying concern, though. She is absently twisting some hair around a finger. Her engagement and wedding rings glint as she does.]

Lois Lane, Daily Planet, if anyone’s heard of it.

The last time I ran into an alternate world, at least it was someone’s… misguided attempt at a paradise. Nice enough place, but even that ended in a fight. One day I’d like to get a freaking vacation with one of these things.

[Pause.]

So… are there any competent newspapers around this place?

[So much for wanting a vacation.]

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[Lois has rather guessed she's now on a List. But that's hardly new, and this guy is just...

Not intimidating.]

Right. Local megalomaniac bald villain, Megamind.

I'll remember it if you ever make a sidebar.

I do not have a psychological condition!

[GLOWER.]

My intelligence far surpasses anyone on that rock you cal la planet, I'll have you know. [So huffy. HONESTLY.

Also, totally checking out her surroundings as he peers at the monitor; Earth yes good - time to see about getting a better fix on actual coordinates. HE WILL NEED THEM LATER.]

Don't make statements without double-checking your facts and verifying sources.

[Her amusement isn't dying down.

And yes, it is easy to identify where Lois is.]

Every reporter knows that. [Pause.] So, are you not from Earth?

I don't need to check facts - not on this. [He straightens.] I am very well aware of the average IQ level of human beings, and I assure you - I at least quadruple the intelligence 'average Joe'. [Such a self satisfied smirk, here.]

Does it look like I am from earth originally, Miss Lane?

'Average Joes' aren't the only ones on the planet. [You better be watching this, any Bats on the turtle.

And then her face turns almost chiding.]

I said from, not from originally. Besides, species evolve, or you could have been non-human and born on Earth. Open your mind to the possibilities.

YOU--

[Are as infuriating as Miss Ritchi.]

I realize that. HOWEVER. It does not change the fact that 99% of the population is, in fact, full of soft-headed sheep that are easily - and willingly shepherded by so called bringers of justice!

[Now her eyebrows go up.]

Now you're just being inconsistent in your claims. 99% is not everyone on the planet.

Why are they so-called?

Of course it isn't everyone on the planet. I'm still there, of course. [Or. At lest, he wasI>.

And he's totally that 1% okay.]

They are so called because the people buy far too easily into white spandex and glitter. That, my dear, does not make you 'good'. [He really doesn't like Metro Man. Like, at all. A dismissive flick of his wrist.]

He's nothing but a thug in tights.

Edited 2012-09-13 03:49 (UTC)

[Lois is glad she doesn't have to go into a defense of heroes in tights.

She's got material to work with here.]

White spandex [not unreasonable] and... glitter? Who is this 'he'?

And why, in your opinion, is he a thug?

Well, that would require a --

[...Wait a second.]

Are you...are you trying to interrogate me, Miss Lane?

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No. [True!]

I don't do interrogations. [Utterly false.]

Would require a what?

You are a reporter it's in your blood Miss Lane.

[He knows. TRUST HIM HE KNOWS YOU LOT.]

I only give interviews on my terms! [And he writes the questions.]

I won't be fooled so easily!

[She wouldn't deny reporting being in her blood if she could.]

This isn't an interrogation, nor an interview--ust some friendly curiosity.

Trust me, if I were interviewing you--let alone interrogating you--you wouldn't need paranoia to know.

[Ohohoho. He steeples his fingers, and practically LEERS.]

That sounds ominous, Miss lane.

[People Megamind isn't: Lex Luthor, Joker, Zod... yeah. She's unperturbed.]

Not my problem if you find facts ominous.

So who's this guy you think is a thug, and what in heaven's name possessed him to go with white spandex and glitter?

[Dogged persistence, thy name is Lois Lane.]

[He's a little pouty. You are supposed to QUIVER in FEAR, Lois.]

A bad design team?

[Lois tries not to quiver in fear in front of villains as a rule.

This time it's just easy to do so.]

...Design team? What?

[DRAMATICALLY IRRITATED SIGH.]

Every Hero or villain needs a good designer. I happen to have the best, and therefore everything that big lug dons is flawed.

...And people make livings off of this?

[She's not laughing. She's not laughing. She's not laughing. ...Maybe a few more repetitions and she'll believe it.]

[Blink.]

If you are suggesting I actually pay Minion then you are sadly mistaken.

[That is NOT what a Minion is for! They don't get PAID.]

Of course. How silly of me.

[Pause.]

You still haven't explained the thug in glitter.

You, my dear, are persistent.

[Still -- that's not a bad thing. It just means his opinion is growing, though that might...not necessarily be the best thing for Lois.]

Metro Man. His name...is Metro Man.

[This...is pretty much said in utter contempt.]

[An eyebrow goes up. His mannerisms and tone feel strangely familiar, somehow--but he seems so... harmless.

As it is, she's still bemusedly entertained.]

You don't get headlines by being complacent.

[Pause.]

...Metro Man. I-- see. How'd he get that name?

You get headlines by making an impression. He makes headlines because of me.

[Growl.]

He gave it to himself. Pathetic, isn't it?

[She will hold off on judgments of the name for the moment. After all, her husband has a silly codename too.]

Any special reason for 'Metro Man,' or does he just like alliteration?

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