Voice;

[mopirates_moproblems]

For a group of individuals claiming to possess such a wonderful variety of talents and skills, you all seem incapable of anything but running around like a nattering clutch of sheep.

These random broadcasts of distress onto the network are disorganized. They're also worthless, unless specifically the right person happens to see your post. A single compilation of these complaints, easily referenced and comparable, would be much more useful in detecting patterns. Further, if there are individuals in specific crises -- for instance, a severe lack of food -- arrangements can be made to match them with those able and willing to ease their distress, in an attempt to discourage rioting.

[And now, a heavy sigh: he cannot believe he is doing this, setting himself out as a stalking goat, but someone has to. Well, if he were crasser, he could make a comparison to the Admirality and the direction excrement flows in any bureaucracy.]

I volunteer myself to organize and compare such a database, if anyone would like to register a complaint or request.

Comments

Re: [video]

[mopirates_moproblems]

I am volunteering my time and, frankly, my patience, for a viable solution. I apologize if such practicality is annoying for you.

[video]

[eye_of_isis]

All I heard was someone complaining about people complaining and attempting to get a complaint's division set up which as we all know is complete and utter rubbish. From what I've seen, SOS'es and "help me" messages seem to work pretty well here without all that extra boring stuff.

Re: [video]

[mopirates_moproblems]

And you've got quite a lot of experience coordinating rescue efforts, I'd imagine.

[video]

[eye_of_isis]

More than most people, I imagine.

[Just not the sort you're thinking of probably.]

[video]

[mopirates_moproblems]

Forgive me if I remain unconvinced.

[video]

[eye_of_isis]

Because I'm thirteen?

Re: [video]

[mopirates_moproblems]

Among other reasons, yes.

[video]

[eye_of_isis]

If this is because I'm a girl I swear to God...

[She rolls her eyes]

This may come as a shock to you, but age has nothing to do with whether or not you can save people. Especially not when it is literally your destiny.

[video]

[mopirates_moproblems]

[Excuse you. He was once engaged to the pirate king. Sort of. Not really. It's complicated.]

Believe me, it has very little to do with your being female.

[And almost everything to do with you being a teenager.]