[002] [Video, no mask] So, about that aging thing...

[mrsarcastic003]

Have we ever worked out whether or not we're aging here?

Asking for a friend.

[No, he's asking because his birthday has passed without having to have a party. Yes, the slightly smug look on his face is for you, Bruce. Enjoy.]

[Private to Kon, 75% Encryption]

I hear you're going to school me in chess.

[Yes, Dinah, he uses 'schooled.']

[Text to Dick]

you've got mail

[It's the flash drive again. Updated. More codes, weird number games, a few jokes from the Teen Titans about Batman, and part of a video of Bart driving the Batmobile with text scrolling across the bottom. "Don't let this happen to you."]

Comments

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[lostundercover]

Let me know how that turns out.

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[mrsarcastic003]

Sure thing. If I die, you can come to the funeral to say 'I told you so.'

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[lostundercover]

Not really my style. I hope I'm wrong, for both our sakes.

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[mrsarcastic003]

Hey, me too. But if it does happen, I hope it happens while I'm doing something worthwhile.

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[lostundercover]

Yeah? Like what?

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[mrsarcastic003]

Helping people; making a difference; saving the world. You know--the usual.

[And have a bit of a smirk at that. Good luck deciding if he's serious.

Hint: He totally is.]

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[lostundercover]

Right, sure.

[He really can't tell if that's a joke or not, but he resents Tim a little for that.]

You need any help with that, you let me know.

[It's a hollow offer, a common courtesy.]

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[mrsarcastic003]

Definitely. Saving the world should always be a team endeavor. Going solo will just get you killed.

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[lostundercover]

I thought that's what all those superheroes do.

[Amused, because they're still joking?]

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[mrsarcastic003]

Good thing we have them around, huh? Maybe it won't come down to me after all, and this whole 'dying for a noble cause' conversation will be moot.

[Oh, yeah. Totally joking.]

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[lostundercover]

If nothing else, they might save guys like you who seem to have a death wish.

[Because they're so funny.]

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[mrsarcastic003]

Who has a death wish? I'm the one saying I'm not going to die.

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[lostundercover]

Because a hero will save you from a noble death.

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[mrsarcastic003]

I'm not too proud to take the help if it's offered.

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[lostundercover]

That's good. Hold on to that.

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[mrsarcastic003]

I'll do my best.